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@Kalmageddon__ @CosmosEnjoyer25 you think this is gay? just wait until this happens in america. people will be selling products on the tiktok shop with the smoke rising behind them. there will be no less than 1000 shorts of people dancing with the carnage as the backdrop while the jet blue sound plays.

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@An0nTheDoomer @LilithLovett to be fair, i’m so glad they made such a big deal about how terrible obama’s iran deal was, for literally months straight. watching the administrations sychophants do mental gymnastics currently has been a total blast.

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@NWolfe94577 @MWill2025 @TheButcher2020 @nypost asking why a business would fire a deranged asshole was the stupidest thing ive ever read on this app, until i then read you say this is an easy slam dunk win for him in court. such a retarded response that im not even mad, i’m honestly impressed, kudos.

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@fleshsimulator speaking of disingenuous people, is this true?

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@fleshsimulator speaking of retards, is this true?

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@Skylady1963 @PenguinSix yeah someone did damage the pool, a whole lot of someone’s, an entire administration of someones. and at this point it’s starting to feel like it’s happening on purpose.

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@fleshsimulator i know court would be fucking miserable and costly for you, but imagine the ad revenue on the video if you somehow managed to film their reaction to the judge chewing them up for being so retarded.

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@fleshsimulator makes me wanna play vampire the masquerade bloodlines while chain smoking thru a pack of clove djarum black’s

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@gape_gilbe24120 @fleshsimulator i asked for a signature to make it offically and he sent it over, all good to go!

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@ChaosAgent_42 @4score7law had one tell me the screwworm detection fund that doge cut (costs 15 million a year) was worth it cuz now we’re building a facility in america for sterile flies, which adds jobs. it costs 750 million & is built where old one was (that was shut down cuz we no longer needed it.)

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@teddymanyeah @fleshsimulator wait, i thought in the war crimes act of 1996 (18 U.S. Code § 2441) it explicitly says that a war crime is no longer a war crime if it’s funny.

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@SharkMemess this is basically 9/11 for the kinda people that know exactly what electrical wires, plumbing pipes, and HVAC components contain copper

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@trapsoupp @TlNYHA0 @davenewworld_2 No wtf, I mean I am praying on my knees very hard. Super hard. I bust with joy from the love of god’s warmth love. That beautiful little chocolate drop baby inherited a kingdom in Heaven and his mom learned a very valuable lesson. I’m failing to see how that’s a bad thing.

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@fleshsimulator I dunno how he messaged me since we don’t follow eachother, very odd. That’s definitely them though, 100% you have my word.

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@fleshsimulator Hey I got this message I was told to relay to you

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@TheatreSpoonie @davenewworld_2 She shoplifted a receipt too? That’s even worse. That poor baby. So thankful the good lord Jesus Christ had the mercy & love to spare that beautiful baby a miserable life with such a horrible mom. She shoplifted some diapers & her baby inherited a kingdom in Heaven, God is good!!

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@James41890275 @davenewworld_2 No wtf why would I do that? Firstly blowjobs are a sin, and secondly I wear nothing at all when I jerk them off.

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@floydthebong @fleshsimulator speaking of ace’s, the judge is gonna do this the moment noah walks into the courtroom