Carl

my tweets are small, I know. but they’re not yours, they are my own.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

Looks like mahomes eats his fries with a fork. Definitely thinks he’s better than us. #QuarterbackNetflix

[Carl @ccraig0825]

Am I the only one that saw that headshot on the kid at the #HomeRunDerby? You hate to see it.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@DraftKings @dewars I’m going to celebrate by playing on different site, or not at all. 1/3 of my lineups are trashed before we even started today. Bye bye to my sixty bucks

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@TheCle_MikeWil @DraftKings Would be such a simple fix. I would even be fine with just giving me the next highest salaried player who hasn’t started yet. And we could still see even more WDs before the afternoon tee times! 4 of my 15 lineups are trashed before I even woke up.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@DraftKings why can’t I replace Ancer with a golfer who hasn’t teed yet?! Change your rules; this is stupid.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@DraftKings change your rules for dfs golf. This is beyond ridiculous. 7% of the field are basically DQ’d four minutes after lock.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@FP1time @DraftKings Or at least let us pick from the players who hadn’t teed yet, damn! He withdrew at 6:46

[1Time4Frankie @1Time4Frankie]

@DraftKings Refund players for CT Pan nonsense. It's ridiculous that this was announced after lock but before anybody started play and now I'm stuck with the dead roster spot.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@skoontz4 Triple Whataburger dawg, always.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@PaigeSpiranac Fuck them haters

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@TigerWoods just between us, you playin’ next week? Need to know whether to ditch work or not. Thanks friend!

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@tacobell Kelly Kapowski.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@DraftKings Hideki Matsuyama WD’s at 6 am and players can’t edit their lineup?! There’s literally four players on the course and they’ve finished one hole! SMDH there goes my $100…

[Carl @ccraig0825]

If you didn’t like it you should have stopped me. 🤷‍♂️

[Carl @ccraig0825]

Jim Nantz just said the defender was flagged for a reach-around. Who hasn’t been there before ya know? #NFLThanksgiving #nfl

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@MJ6String One of my favorites! Thank you for performing that one.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@FredMinnick I’m a guitar player who owns a restaurant with over 100 bourbons in rural Mississippi.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@Landolas I should be safe...very, very safe.

[Carl @ccraig0825]

@MJ6String I swear my wife won’t talk to me at night until I pick up a book.