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Watching my cat attack flies is the recent highlight of my day.

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Trying to draft an email to a potential employer after a call….not writing a professional email in 16 months is HARD! 😂😂😂 #whatarewords #outofpractice

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Alright, lets get real for a hot sec. Judge Judy is the GOAT at “you’re an idiot”. 😂 When I see her is it a rerun or does this B truly just look the same year after year with no aging whatsoever? I swear shes been the same age my entire life. #reallifequestions #judgejudy

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Honda just out here with the new Pilot makin everyone look bad. 😂

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You wait for the call & the knock on the door that’s NEVER gonna come. You get it thrown in your face all day- everyday. You’re almost home & see a car turning on your street. Nope, Just a car that looks like theirs. They def still not showing up boo. Stop torturing yourself.

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You always wonder if things would be different if this was said or that was said. You try and rationalize it all. Was he just that chicken shit to have the conversation before giving up? Not even giving you a chance. OR did he just never want it to work and that’s why he left.

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You can love someone so hard and so much. But the reality is you can never convince them to love you back!

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Have you ever loved someone and be so confused of why they entered your life just to crush it? Yea me neither.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Anytime I’m driving a rental I feel like I’m a low key spy because nobody knows it’s me. Sitting in the target parking lot and saw 2 people I know drive by me. 😂😂

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It’s not about my anger and what I feel should be. But it’s about what the other person feels. If they don’t see you the way you see them then well…. As painful as it is. It’s not meant to be. If it was they would feel the same way as you do. It is what it is.

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S4E6 🔥 Spitting facts!

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Besides Lady because she’s 100% the LOML! She’s staring at me right now with her cute self and I can’t even handle it. 🥹🎀💖 #bae #truebae #LOML #theloveofmylifeisadog But she’s sooo cute

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I think Its been made clear that a name with only 4 letters or if it starts with the letter J … is basically the death of me. 😫 #singlestrong

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I swear once a man starts getting laid he becomes more of an idiot than he was before. Then whether your the friend or the lay - you’re left dealing with an even bigger man child. It’s like the vagina makes them lose brain cells. Y’all wild!

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Ok I apparently feel that way about all men in general. So there’s that. 🙃

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When you love your friends but also want to throw them through a window! ……. From a skyscraper in Dubai… in a wind storm! 🙄

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Men are annoying adult sized children.

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Yo Peter McCallister - But really what do you do that you can pay for 20 people to go on vacation every Christmas! Bro, I need your job, I’m eating beans. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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I just saw a busser with a towel in the middle of his apron. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Bro just no.

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Listening to “right where I left it. Just a girl over here waitin on @coleswindell to realize I’m the woman of his dreams he’s never met!🤫😂 jk I’m sure he’s taken. But a girl can ALWAYS dream to find a small town boy with some good values! 🤍 #rightwhereileftit #thegoodsongs