Christopher Cortese

Engineering Leader | Educator | Entrepreneur

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

PSA: Think twice about entering into any agreement with @remax professionals of Newport, RI. After a back and forth, they have refused to release my deposit yet they had no problem encouraging the seller to sign a second purchase and sales. #RealEstate #newport

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

@JoeBiden The Speaker of the House is not in charge of Capitol security. That’s the responsibility of the Capitol Police Board, which oversees the US Capitol Police and approves requests for National Guard assistance. So Nikki and Nancy are both in the clear.

[The Weeknight on MS NOW @weeknightmsnow]

A majority of Americans are surprisingly satisfied with their economic situation. Director of the @CFPB Rohit Chopra tells us what the Biden Administration is doing.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

@HardyRadio Pope on a rope

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@tedcruz welcome back to the US, found these while you were gone

[BrieAnna J. Frank 🌵 @brieannafrank]

Jake Angeli, 32, sporting horns and body paint, yells his thanks to President @realDonaldTrump and Q.

The latter is presumably a reference to QAnon, a controversial far-right group.

@azcentral

[Life At Chewy @LifeAtChewy]

We’re excited to announce we’ll be expanding our Chewy corporate office presence to #Seattle.

We look forward to joining this vibrant community & are currently hiring for a variety of tech and product roles here: https://t.co/U4PGk7xi9B

#RunWithThePack #NowHiring #SeattleJobs

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

@RandyRRQuaid I’m hearing how stupid democrats are but they managed to coordinate a multi-state conspiracy to rig an election on the order of millions of voters and no one can find any evidence. With the exception of Rudy suggesting food trucks in Detroit are in on it.

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

@eBay There is no way to contact you any longer. Phone. Email. Live Chat. You are allowing fraud to occur with no recourse. No accountability. No integrity of in the marketplace.

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

@smerconish is it possible for Rudy Giuliani to be implicated in obstruction charges given what his communication, knowledge and input to POTUS?

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

“I could get hired just for rolling my eyes” - my youngest, 9

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Her: let’s go to bed. I’m tired and getting over the flu. And you’re getting sick.
Me: I ain’t got time to bleed.
Her: oh my god you’re ridiculous.
Me: I ain’t got time to bleed
Her: Jesus Christ you’re an ass.
Me: I ain’t got time to bleed.

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Laugh Or Die: https://t.co/owwTnQayqb via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Silly q: https://t.co/ehROruVpMq via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

December 16, 2015: https://t.co/6vzo8j6P1j via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Kiss: https://t.co/Q0hTsiDpLQ via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Dark Hollow: https://t.co/0iIXVqrjme via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

Meltdown: https://t.co/8rbb1OhkC3 via @YouTube

[Christopher Cortese @ccsoul]

"Meltdown" by Soul and Sons: https://t.co/a9g1LeQO9Q via @YouTube