christa

best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[christa @ccurtiss011]

How bout you do your job you tiny, googly eyed, pussy ass bitch.

[Kash Patel @Kash_Patel]

For the very concerned media - yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted Gold Medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys- Greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth. 👊🏼🏒🇺🇸

[Steve Politi @StevePoliti]

Politics aside — I know, impossible — can you imagine being so self absorbed that you think you should behave like this during a team's championship celebration that you weren't part of?

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

showing my partner episodes of 30 ROCK I have seen 10 times cackling out loud while they give me polite, pitying smiles

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

The only illegals you should be worried about are the illegal silicone injections migrating in your face you ugly cinder block faced bitch

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Patricia and Mark McCloskey brought weapons to a protest. They were honored as keynote speakers at the 2020 RNC.

[christa @ccurtiss011]

Bitch don’t even

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

🚨 BREAKING: Kamala just bought an $8 MILLION MALIBU DREAM HOUSE 🚨

Her MANSION has a SPA BATHROOM… and a PRIVATE PUTTING GREEN 🫧⛳🤑

Kamala BANKRUPTED the DNC, made the PARTY PAY OFF HER DEBT, wrote a BOOK about LOSING, and is now SPLURGING MILLIONS on a MANSION 🤣 🤣

Not a GREAT LOOK, Kamala! 🤔

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I’m not bothered by Trump falling asleep but the waking up irritates the hell out of me!

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

The President of the United States flipping off an autoworker is a pretty good visual metaphor for this moment in history.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Miller will be directly responsible for the next American that an ICE agent kills. This is a greenlight for abuse and has no basis in actual law.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

"just something to take the edge off" but it's me watching little house on the prairie

[lu @ultraredglow]

i hope life feels like this in 2026