carter wengert

head says gym, heart says loaded cheese fries with a side of ranch

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

mood today

[sadie @skeletongraves]

‘thank you trump’ trending oh my god YOU’RE ALL SO STUPID

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

imagine your edible kicking in as soon as you reach this part of this exhibit

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

She’s mastered the face of simultaneous pity and disgust and every woman knows that is *the* most important combo.

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Every year when The Grammys come along I’m reminded of how little I pay attention to anything other than Football and wrestling..

So much talent and I have no clue who anybody is…

Pulling for football Girl T-Swift to win everything

Let’s GOOOO

[𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐧 @thebrooklyncat]

IM FUCKING HABING A PANIC ATTACK TAYLOR SWIFT

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

The Tortured Poet’s Department

Lana Del Rey, Phoebe Bridgers, Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff 😂

#GRAMMYs

[Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨 @AnnaForFlorida]

Florida Department of Education has effectively banned AP Psychology. What a terrible decision that is 100% politically motivated.

[Katlyn Skye @katlynskye24]

On Saturday, June 17, I was on a Lyft ride in Washington, D.C. that made me fear for my safety.

My driver missed numerous turns, prolonging my ride. In the midst of D.C. traffic, he almost hits a car and slams on his breaks, stopping about a foot from the car in front of him-

[🍍francesca🍍 @francescaaahhhh]

“she’s pregnant you piece of shit…can you just leave her!” Roman ever openly emotionally exposed, now the physical protector of his sister from the heir of logan’s abuse…damn #succession

[Christian Wisniewski @TheWiz_PHI]

All of us listening to the Succession theme live for the final time #SuccessionHBO

[alice @germystrong]

me watching the last fifteen minutes of succession

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help