Christina Delaney

APRN. Dog mom. TV obsessed.

[Christina Delaney @cd3lan3y]

But who is actually still watching the walking dead??

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Me hearing Clayton talk about the “chemistry” he has with every girl he talks to #TheBachelor

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The great thing about a wedding budget is that you can't go over it if you don't have one

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I hate everything about the hoodie under the suit jacket look #TheBachelor

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My biggest regret might be not hiring a wedding planner 😅

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In hindsight, picking up 7p-7a for my first shift floated to the hospital may have been ambitious

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My to do list was not prepared for a new season of #TheCircle 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Omg now they are talking about their followers and screen time #bachelorinparadise

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Brendan not understanding how Pieper visiting him in Boston is a big deal #bachelorinparadise

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Me listening to Brendan and Pieper admit on national television the played the bachelor franchise to essentially get a vacation #BachelorInParadise

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@gabriellejvel My go to is always Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers 😂 it’s on my must play list for my DJ

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I’d be so pissed that I didn’t get a piece of cake #bachelorinparadise

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“We’re two smoke bros looking for some some shows” I’m dead. #bachelorinparadise

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Pfizer vaccine is FDA approved unlike that pre workout you’ve been taking that makes your skin vibrate.

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At this point I hope Demi doesn’t get a rose simply because she’s driving me insane. #BachelorInParadise

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This Kenny schtick is making me uncomfortable #BachelorInParadise

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Grocery Store Joe unraveling is the most relatable thing to ever be on the bachelor franchise #bachelorinparadise

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This episode could have probably been two hours if they didn’t re-air the whole ending of the last episode #thebachelorette

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When you and @MD2020__ are the only people who know the 90s country part of the country concert because that’s what you had to listen to it to you dads every other weekend 🤷🏻‍♀️

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How many people’s families did they quarantine for these hometowns?? #TheBachelorette