Courtney Allen

life is a simulation.

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How have we not started boarding planes with window first then middle then aisle?

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My life is a joke. 😂😭

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Your Lakers thirsty for wins.

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An excellent moment in twitter history @justsean131

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@justsean131 @KevinGausman Brooooooooo. 🤙 u good?

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Out here exposing myself

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@jesh326 Ma'am there are children on this app. Tone it down.

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TIL: I'm just a Midwestern dad

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@jesh326 I am in.

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@jesh326 Do you want me to dress as a man and come with you?

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@justsean131 @jesh326 Sean. Get out. Lol

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@jesh326 Excellent news

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@jesh326 The "baw-bas"

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Anyone know any witches? Lol

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@jesh326 WAIT WHAT

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@danulmao Yes lol

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Why do I keep falling for fake spring? Jacket still required when leaving the home.

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Me teaching my mom how linkedin works: "you want men to ask for your resume, not your body"

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Remember how we invited people into our homes pre-covid?