Chad Dalrymple

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@ggabefootball And, as a Cubs fan, this is much needed. The offense has looked God-freaking-awful the last 5 weeks.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@lvhaag @Cubs @WatchMarquee Alex Cohen sounds like Ted Baxter delivering the weather (See "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" you youngins!) and he's just a strange mofo overall. He doesn't know how to interact with people and he thinks he's "cool" by saying "NBA Jam on fire!" What a lame ass.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@cody__cubs I've never seen anything like this in my 37 years of following the Cubs. Most frustrating experience since the 2004 Cubs.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@JesseRogersESPN Jesse, have you ever seen a MLB team look this bad offensively?

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur What the fuck is this shit? Is this an unaired "Twilight Zone" episode I'm watching here?!

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur And Happ will hit into another DP!!

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur This guy is the Carlos Lee of the Cubs. (Yes, not nearly a perfect analogy; however, Happ isn't part of a championship team, either.)

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@ChiSoxFanMike 5-7.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur Is that a threat?

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@mattlindner Yes, I agree; provided you believe he ends in career at the end of 2026.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur This team needs to get the dog out of their assholes. #AmIRite?

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@MattAbbatacola @MyBookie Still think the Cubs are going to win the division? And, non sequitur, but if you really believe the Democrats will do anything significantly different in 2027 to help the middle class, you've never read a history book.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur Your wish was granted! Ian is making progress!! Hopefully, Alex Cohen (the announcer with the personality of a dead moth) can tell us why he's a really good player through his bullshit analytic interpretation.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur Fuck no.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@Michael_Cerami Great! Suzuki can strike out with the bases loaded (ala 2 days ago against the White Sox).

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur To quote Bob Brenly (when he was announcing for the Cubs): "This just looks like a dead-ass team out there."

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur Exactly. And, this game is over.

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@cubfan851 @SamOlbur HAHA!

[Chad Dalrymple @cdalrymple471]

@SamOlbur Let the sweep begin.