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he/him. sometimes I write bad code, and sometimes I cook things, and other times I do nothing at all.

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@phlfgt 🥰

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@phlfgt GAY!

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Can someone explain to me why men’s underwear comes in a resealable package? Are some of you out there eating leftover briefs? It makes no sense

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@bodiesandwords I’m tryna help you motherfucker!

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

We are not complaining enough about recipe websites. They are the most unhinged, ad-infested garbage tornados on the entire internet.

If I have to sift through one more reactive cruft-cobbled bullshit made by “Molly’s Mediocre Media®” to find a recipe, I’m gonna lose my mind.

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@e_R0CK12 Capers yes or no????

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@falcosdownair :(

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

I’ve become the very thing I hated most

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@ anyone who goes to the gym before work, I pose a question: what the fuck is wrong with you? This sucks

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@phlfgt Respectfully? Shocked this wasn’t their first question

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Oh no

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

How ‘bout dem iggles

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@s8n Don’t worry, mine was intentional. Kisses 😘

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Stores are marketing “premium wrapping paper” and selling it for 8 bucks a roll, but it: has no grid lines, rolls up at the edges, creases like a wet napkin, and tears if you breathe on it too hard?

Am I insane or????? It’s official Christmas marketing is a scam

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@Keith_Walsh18 Look what they did now Hart’s dead

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

To this day I’ve got no clue what it means to “balance a checkbook”

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Flyers game tonight 🤠🏒

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@bodiesandwords Why lmao

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Also if you want to make fun of the first game I’ve ever made, you can find it on my itch page. I made this as a submission to the GitHub #GameOff2022 game jam https://t.co/ql4Nvj2VtH #indiegames

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

@e_R0CK12 @phlfgt Bitch I’ve invited you like 3 times already I’m p sure

[CD3 @cdalyIII]

Grape pedialyte is gods gift to man