Chris Andrews

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav I think you are just trying to make me feel better

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav This is like a restaurant equivalent of mansplaining.

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav Rich Ben strikes again

[Night School Bar @nightschoolbar]

Oh hi, we're on NPR's Marketplace tonight! Check us out live at 6:30 PM or afterwards on the website/podcast! https://t.co/uNN8bpRmGj

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav *proper way to brine and smoke a turkey

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav You missed a call this morning 😂

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav @jacoblee295 It’s epoxy/resin. I’ve come to the conclusion Silikal is the best long term option, but it will chew up shoes and wheels.

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav @chasewrudy It’s lower

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@TRUmav Are you able to track how many employees are actively using this benefit? Higher or lower than you expected?

[Chris Andrews @cdandrews9]

@_machinic_ My roommate uses Canva a lot.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

South Florida needs a Zaxbys 😥

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

You think you could live in Canada, but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Due to marketing reasons we are pleased to announce that there is also a shortage of MoonPies

[Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine]

Arkansas man Willie McNabb, whose 2019 tweet about 30-50 feral hogs memorably caught the attention of @JasonIsbell, is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congratulations, @WillieMcNabb! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump: "I saw Schiff the other day, two days ago. Watermelon. You know. He looks like a watermelonhead."

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

@Zaxbys (EYE EMOJI TIMES INFINITY)

[ZAXBYS @Zaxbys]

the chicken sandwich war ain’t over yet. introducing the NEW Zaxby’s Signature Sandwich

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

it’s always “when is the McRib coming back” and never “how are you doing person who runs the McDonald’s account”