Caroline Daniels

detectives don’t keep business cards

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Personally? No, I don’t think teddy grahams get the recognition they deserve in the modern era

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Me and my free office decaf coffee against the worlddddd (this work week)

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

DELTA BABE YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING UP RANDOM FLIGHT DEPARTURE TIMES AND THEN CHANGING THEM 70 TIMES BEFORE WE TAKE OFF

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Me all day long, feeling slightly uncomfortable/tired/thirsty/bored: maybe another piece of toast will help

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Why Am I Crying In a Tea Shop? A memoir about my twenties

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

For once, a 10/10 public bus experience. If only every M15 was filled with pleasant perfume and soft jazz being played aloud

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

I do think if I could be anyone I would be Stanley Tucci

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

A donut a day keeps the doctor CLOSE and also probably keeps the cops close and in reality wouldnt we all like a medical and security unit to be with us at all times

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

I’m gonna go ahead and say it. Pigeons are my favorite bird

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Has anyone like done a study on the male ability to nap at any time or place independent of mood or amount of sleep the night before ? It’s kind of scary

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Yeah my eyebrows are sisters not twins but I think one of them has been living in Europe the last few years

[danlet @evildanevil]

A fat orange cat could fix me

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Nobody ever pats my head even though I do such a good job all the time

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

At what point did I achieve any kind of certification that said I was qualified to take care of myself

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Today I am choosing to Love Myself by “forgetting” to ask for no whip on my Starbucks drink

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

So far all I’ve gotten out of dating in my 20s is a list of colognes to avoid smelling in department stores

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

I don’t know if anyone else has figured this out yet but listening to good music does make you happier

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

yikes girlies are we okay??

[Caroline Daniels @cdaniels30]

Anytime I feel like I don’t have my shit together I just remind myself that I still pay my bills every month while our government is literally going to default on their debt this summer