claire bear

Move your body right next to mine Feel the beat and we're lost in time I'm yours and now you are mine Forever baby

[claire bear @cdaug19]

put lightning as my nickname on the common app as a joke and forgot to change it for 3 months

[claire bear @cdaug19]

getting over a crush by telling myself i only liked her because she fit the palm reader’s description

[claire bear @cdaug19]

idgaf what anyone says if the song dance monkey comes on i’m shaking my ass

[claire bear @cdaug19]

seriously my favorite books have “cartoony girlies” on them

[claire bear @cdaug19]

in the middle of a romance book and just learned it isn’t explicit like…. NOW WHAT

[claire bear @cdaug19]

trying to find the right time to break it to my mom that tom hanks was in jeffrey epstein’s little black book 😔

[claire bear @cdaug19]

please respond. is it just me ?? i wouldn’t give him the face card 🫣

[claire bear @cdaug19]

do we really think that Harry Styles gets the face card? or am i just gay??

[claire bear @cdaug19]

today i learned that straight people are actually super mad about gay people taking the rainbow…….seriously they want it back

[claire bear @cdaug19]

“taylor swift totally loves capitalism” -my mom

[claire bear @cdaug19]

I was going to add @jk_rowling to my nightmare blunt rotation but actually she’s on my dream blunt rotation because it’s my dream to smoke and scream at her

[claire bear @cdaug19]

Literally only one co-worker of mine freaked out when I said Idina Menzel is performing at the pride parade like... Adele Dazeem hello????

[claire bear @cdaug19]

like the Weeknd is a good singer but idk why he acts like he invented sex, ur just a man dude

[claire bear @cdaug19]

how do i convince my friends to buy six flags season passes with me

[claire bear @cdaug19]

girl you can delete every single one of your instagram posts but you can’t delete my memory of that embarrassing guy you dated in high school

[claire bear @cdaug19]

guilty pleasure: raw dogging the sun

[claire bear @cdaug19]

like actually

[claire bear @cdaug19]

too gay to function

[claire bear @cdaug19]

i mean how else do i describe when we are getting lit

[claire bear @cdaug19]

i can’t be the only one who still uses lit unironically

[claire bear @cdaug19]

it’s me timothee i’m here

[claire bear @cdaug19]

yoooo where are the lesbians for timothee chalamet though ??