Dave(y)

aspiring CEO of flavortown

[Dave(y) @CDaveRun]

Don't pass me the aux I got anime openings on my playlist

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Marty Supreme is a good reminder that if you’re a narcissistic sociopath it’ll all work out after becoming a father

[SoloMan98 🔜 SQXL @SoloMan1298]

"now do the combo facing left"

[Punished J0nker 🔥⚔️💀 @fallenjester_]

Dante if he was shooting children instead of demons

[Slonk @Pies_of_Lee]

it rules how conservatives are so dumb that their idea of punk would imply that flat earthers are punk because theyre rebelling against some vague social norm

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

These podcasts are maybe the lowest culture ever produced by man. There’s more aesthetic value to be found on a toilet cubicle wall. At least Jerry Springer knew he was making trash. These cretins actually think they’re discussing something serious!

When really they are producing the Two Minute Hate Session from 1984. Except it goes on for 6 Hours and a Totalitarian State isn’t forcing them to do it. Oh, and instead of hating some political figure, it’s just girls in their early 20’s.

Their listeners were so emotionally bruised by women ignoring them in their teens, that they find comfort in listening to an hours long struggle session where women are chastised for the crime of being young. Truly evil stuff.

[luca @waynesfury]

when your goats washed🥀

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

I’m gonna be the money president.

[levi @dyinlevi]

leon kennedy when the fbi tells his old ass he’s going back to raccoon city

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur not drinking with me ur drinking against me

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

the swell of her breasts was like a cool and epic sports car, and the protrusion of her ass, similarly, was like another cool and tricked-out sports car, just a different make and model

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Super Vegito Fan @DIOButFemale]

Oh my God