Chase Brancheau

Flint Bottled Waters starting Small Forward

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

We are now officially the first country to ever reach 250 years of age. Wow. Well done and happy birthday, America.

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54

Relax, you still have time

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Another total victory for the dip buyers. Bears in shambles. This is America. Stocks go up in this country.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[The Long Investor @TheLongInvest]

Mag 7 are correcting.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"Markets aren't moving much on the tariff news, huh?"

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

The male urge to start your own Berkshire Hathaway.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I’m honestly thrilled that somebody was retarded enough to actually try this.

Gonna be entertaining.

[Ashot Gabrelyanov @gabrelyanov]

Regular 2026 day be like:

9:30 — Stock market crash
11:15 — Crypto crash
13:20 — Housing market crash

Lunch

15:20 — Oil crash
16:15 — AI bubble burst

Dinner

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

QUEUE FREE BIRD 🦅🇺🇸

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

You feel that? It’s called freedom. And it’s coursing through your veins. Feels good, don’t it?

310pm ET. USA Men’s Hockey. NHL players back.

Liberty. Justice. For all.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Koyfin @KoyfinCharts]

Stanley Druckenmiller after losing $3 billion on tech stocks during the 2000 bubble:

"I didn't learn anything. I already knew I wasn't supposed to do that".

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

It’s so annoying when I actually have to do my job instead of watching the stock market all day

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

You ever wonder if a Robinhood employee looks through your account and thinks what the fuck is this person doing

[Ian McMillan, CMT @the_chart_life]

It's that time of year.

1 day in and I am ahead of the benchmark.

And I now have to consider allocating 100% to S&P 500, locking in my outperformance for 2026.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

This is absolutely insane:

Venezuela currently has 303 billion barrels of crude oil reserves, which Trump says the US now controls.

Oil prices are trading at ~$57/barrel, making Venezuela's total reserves worth $17.3 TRILLION.

Even if the US sells this oil for HALF of the market rate, that's still $8.7 TRILLION.

In other words, in 12 hours, the US has gained control of oil reserves worth more than the entire GDP of ALL countries in the world, aside from the US and China.

That's 4 TIMES larger than the GDP of Japan.

Most people do not realize how much the world just changed.

Oil markets will react to this news for the first time on Sunday at 6 PM ET.

The next few days will be critical.