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Donald Fagen and Oda are my 2 dads

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Sorry I haven't been on Twitter Much it's hard to think content when I'm happy

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It's really easy to imagine Sisyphus happy if you also imagine him hitting blinkers before his bolder shift

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I wanna see Greg Abotts's Bouy looking ass floating in the Rio Grande

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Steely Dan is hopping on the Eagles Goodbye Tour. this is my Eras

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I'd do anything for a boon

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Taylor swift stands in the center of a colosseum
"I have chosen my new boyfriend"
the crowd erupts.
She had chosen wrong

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So high I just fucked up scrambled eggs

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Flying home tomorrow

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@burzisam @Lovely_AJ_Again Watch the jets get him for Aaron

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@Lovely_AJ_Again @burzisam Jordan love realizing that he's gonna be blamed

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@burzisam Cant relate we went and got dj Moore

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@burzisam Pain

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So sad

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Bears jalen carter????! Please

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HOUSTON TEXANS HYPE

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It'll be a cold day in hell before any hasbro affiliate try's to take my magic cards away

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I bet cocaine bear was a rough watch for John Mulaney

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@lefrenchtwink Did I not oh god

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I don't know how much longer I can romanticize not knowing anyone in the city.

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@POTUS Bro why are you telling us?