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wannabe Seth Rogen

[😊 @cdearz]

@4thmonthh If she’s old enough to justify riding Oliver as a mobility aid we might have something

[Tom McGovern @tommcgovern27]

What the fuck is happening here?

[😊 @cdearz]

@C0mboi Hey man I’ve made day 2 playing modern land destruction, days can just be THAT good/bad

[😊 @cdearz]

@intrus1vethot Ironically enough that’s not even one of their worst ones (and still so so bad)

[tyler hogge @thogge]

Sorry, who did this? 😂

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

penis

[😊 @cdearz]

Have we considered that the government is behind the weather

[😊 @cdearz]

The worst part of being an adult is nobody asks/cares what your favourite dinosaur is anymore

[😊 @cdearz]

@melissaacurran @jesscapls Only on the condition that y’all get a pug or two, if I’m sending my guys over for you to break them I need a return

[aubrey @aubviouslynot]

if you’re going to promote your business on Tiktok, this is how it should be done

[😊 @cdearz]

What’s worse

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

Figured out how to solve the gas thing. Make all gas 99 cents. $0.99! All signs say it and just adjust unit of measurement so its right. So if its $5/gallon you make yhe sign say $.099/⅕ᵍᵃˡ. But the 99 really big. And the signs always always say 99 cents. I think it would help

[😊 @cdearz]

@melissaacurran Literally drop him off any day

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Chaos Bride Kyelaag @Monstrous_Fest]

This easily gets tangled up in the PR cops have done in the past. "To protect and serve" is not a statement of duty. No cop is required to protect or to serve. Most of us have some perception of a "good cop" who has responsibilities.

That is fiction.

Thanks, Terry Pratchett.

[The Nemophilist @JennKeay]

Just a man, with a truck, who wants to have a homoerotic experience with the Prime Minister of Canada. What a time to be alive.