Clark Ebinger

[Clark Ebinger @cdebinger]

Found a cookie in my desk I took from the break room earlier in the week because it was the last one and I didn't want anyone to have it.

[Devin Walker @MTVDevinWalker]

Summer house reunion thoughts so far
1. Timeline is BS they were def banging
2. Amanda forced the statement bc her/west banged
3. Be careful who u unconditionally ride for they may bang your ex
4. Carl’s our guy
5. Let Jesse sing

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

The Kings have had 10 winning records in 41 seasons since moving to Sacramento. They had 8 in 8 seasons with Rick Adelman as coach and 2 in 33 seasons with any other coach. RIP

[Bobby Marks @BobbyMarks42]

Draft selection

1st team

1, 2, 3, 4, 11

2nd team

5, 7, 9, 13, 42

[Allen Stiles @The_StilesFiles]

There’s just no way I can simply move on to draft evaluation without roasting how utterly ridiculous stuff like this was.

The Kings just refused to get out of their own way at every turn.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

A weekly reminder.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

The Sacramento Kings went 3-3 in the final month of the season while everyone else around them historically tanked.

The result was them having to flip a coin with the Jazz for a standings tiebreaker.

The Kings lost the coin flip, and will now pick 7th while the Jazz pick 2nd.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Kings went 22-60 this season just to end up with the 7th pick in the draft.…

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

25 years ago today, White Chocolate stole the ball, stared down Mario Elie & dunked on him 😤

Then grabbed some popcorn mid game 💀

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Pacers/Kings was shuffled onto the TV i used to watch Bam surpass Kobe’s 81. This is what narcan hitting must feel like.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Epstein arrests: 0

Nancy Guthrie: still missing.

The head of the FBI:

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

CBS Sports Ranks the Top 30 Front Offices in the NBA:

1. OKC Thunder
2. Boston Celtics
3. Houston Rockets
4. San Antonio Spurs
5. Cleveland Cavaliers
6. Indiana Pacers
7. New York Knicks
8. Utah Jazz
9. Philadelphia 76ers
10. Minnesota Timberwolves
11. Memphis Grizzlies
12. Charlotte Hornets
13. Atlanta Hawks
14. Miami Heat
15. Brooklyn Nets
16. Detroit Pistons
17. Golden State Warriors
18. LA Clippers
19. Portland Trailblazers
20. Denver Nuggets
21. Orlando Magic
22. Washington Wizards
23. Toronto Raptors
24. Milwaukee Bucks
25. LA Lakers
26. Phoenix Suns
27. Dallas Mavericks
28. Chicago Bulls
29. New Orleans Pelicans
30. Sacramento Kings

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Scott Perry's trade deadline:

- attached Keon Ellis to Dennis Schroder to get off the contract he gave to Schroder
- acquired DeAndre Hunter to make the Kings a luxury tax team while saving the Cavs $50 million
- sent a 2nd round pick to Chicago with Dario Saric

GENIUS 🔥🔥🔥

[Tankathon.com @tankathon]

Kings at 1

https://t.co/7M67xX52Qy

[Clark Ebinger @cdebinger]

@jtrain56 Husband*

[Sole Retriever @SoleRetriever]

CURRY WATCH: With the Sacramento Kings in town, Stephen Curry shows love to Chris Webber by bringing back his ultra-rare “Chrome” Dada CDubbz 💿 @StephenCurry30 @realchriswebber

[Sole Retriever @SoleRetriever]

WHITE CHOCOLATE: Jason Williams’ Nike Zoom Hyperflight PE is releasing with his name and number on it ⚪️🍫

🗓️ Spring 2026
📝 IV5768-500
💵 $170

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"Are you sure you don't mind if we cancel?"

Me:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Today is the last day of 2026 that a person can wish another person Happy New Year, per Larry David.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

YOUR NEW PENGUINS FRANCHISE POINTS LEADER.