Carmen Sandiegeaux

Content strategist for that one streaming service/career journalist. I also write things and make pop culture references, so I got that going for me.

[ESPN @espn]

Naomi Osaka defeats the world No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka to advance to the quarterfinals‼️

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@saviaivas Lmao, I love hearing stories from our baby Hive days

[Aisha @AishaaaMarie]

I dont date men without fathers, and I don’t date men with kids. I don’t date men in addiction. I don’t date men that hate women. I don’t date ugly men. And I don’t date men that can’t lead better than me. Thinking my singleness is ever a man’s decision is where you fcked up.

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@Beebz05 Because that is not a good time 😭

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

It’s a sign that I’m on the West Coast and me, a girl who likes to sleep in, is somehow awake for Beyoncé’s surprise release of Morning Dew aka Donk. My inner Hive knew to wake up

[Yeardley Smith @YeardleySmith]

I turn 62 today… while Lisa turned 8 again this year! 🤔🎂🎈🎊

[Amazon Music @amazonmusic]

first time we heard Ella Baila Sola:

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@kordeilogy And she could sub me in at anytime! I don’t play about my bb

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@jaenerics @t41828794 That’s the gag! He just proved himself to be evil. He gotta go

[Maru ⭐⭐⭐ @CarameloFizz]

Me llamaron del colegio para avisarme que mi nena de 6 no se siente bien y cuando la fui a buscar la vicedirectora salió con otra nena del mismo grado que se me quedó mirando tiesa sin decir que no soy la mamá hasta que dije que no era mía.

[Amazon Music @amazonmusic]

rule 1: no number 2s while watching your number 1

❤️ = you solemnly swear to follow rule 1
🔁 = you solemnly swear to follow rule 1

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Sisters since 1993.

Tanya and Rita Louise Watson.

#BETAwards

[Amazon Music @amazonmusic]

Ms. Lauryn Hill. that's the tweet. #BETAwards

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@niknup21 @KevOnStage I love this so much

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@xtwittakester @MurrayHillGuy1 I feel personally called out 😭

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@jasmynbuduan And if she’s smart, she’ll keep her distance from Parmesan and tinktink

[Carmen Sandiegeaux @cdelafresh]

@litpookster @adoomies3 And Parmesan cheese. Dat bish can get it too

[yas @adoomies3]

KC has held resentment from ALL the girls for his door being empty on day one. That’s some low self esteem insecure shit Ima be so real it’s embarrassing