Prison Mike

Doubt causes chaos and one's own demise

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Prison Mike @cdelreal_]

It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in war.

[relatable @byreIatable]

It’s that point of the semester

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Inked @Inkedmag]

it never lasts. 😩

[relatable @byreIatable]

If you never know wtf is going on at any given time clap your hands 👏👏👏

[relatable @byreIatable]

Trying to cram 4 hours of homework in 1 because I have the time management skills of a carrot

[relatable @byreIatable]

Remember: When in doubt, nap it out

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I need to finish the semester strong

Friend: hey

Me: u right, I should skip class tomorrow

[John Summit @johnsummit]

never get a hangover if u never stop partying

[Prison Mike @cdelreal_]

Octagon in training

[Prison Mike @cdelreal_]

One good girl is worth a thousand bitches

[Soy Tu EX. @Mrfckinitall]

🧠: Wey otra vez??
🫀: Otra vez…

[Prison Mike @cdelreal_]

@MarianaLHale 😡

[relatable @byreIatable]

College students will say they’re broke and then pay $30 for delivery from a place half a mile away...what’s broke? Your legs?