Chris Deschamp

[Noah Pires @NoahPires_]

nathaniel hackett's sole purpose on this earth is to unsuccessfully bribe aaron rodgers to play with him

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Ashes to Ashes, Truss to Truss #TorybookEnding #Tories #UK #LizTrussPM #LiztrussResign #LizTruss

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

@josh1126h Yep. You still in Meridian area?

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

I know slasher movies aren't what they used to be, but how is it that Jason movies stopped being made after the TWELFTH one? #Thursday #TommyJarvisWouldBeAshamed #Jason #FridayThe13th

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

I used to consider Jameis Winston to be a Poor Man's Brett Favre. But, now that I know Brett Favre was recently on welfare, I guess I have to call Brett Favre a Poor Man's Jameis Winston... #BrettFavre #JameisWinston #TextInterceptionRecord

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

TIL John Hinckley is a singer, but NOT in a cover band called Jodie Foster the People. #PumpedUpDisappointment #JohnHinckley #JohnHinckleyJr #FosterThePeople #PumpedUpKicks #JodieFoster #RonaldReagan

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

If you call someone a contrarian, have you already won the argument?

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Hoping the conspiracy theories will converge into a Murder on the Orient Express-style conspiracy megatheory #MurderOnTheEpsteinExpress #ClintonBodyCount #DonaldJMurder #JefferyEpstein

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Sanders says nothing ever changes. His 2016 talking points clearly agree. #BernieAChangeInPunctuationIsGonnaCome #BernieSanders #DemDebate2 #DemDebates

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

I need to rewatch Logan's Run to see if Swalwell is in it. Man, that guy hates old people... #EricSwalwellsRunSwalwell #EricSwalwell #DemDebates #demdebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Bernie loves to move his hand when he talks, and Biden's face almost learned that the hard way. #BernieMedicareForBidenSanders #BernieSanders #JoeThatWasCloseBiden #JoeBiden #DemDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Did Hickenlooper forget what he was talking about halfway through his answer? #JohnSomethingSomethingCarbonDioxideHickenlooper #JohnHickenlooper #DemDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Man, these candidates love changing the subject when other candidates are about to have to respond to uncomfortable things. #KirstenHeyWhyNotTalkAboutElectionsInsteadOfMakingBidenLookBad #JoeThatWasACloseOneBiden #KirstenGillibrand #JoeBiden #DemDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Did you know that Biden passed lots of bills? He did. Don't trust me; just listen to five seconds of the debate. #JoeHeyIDidThatBiden #JoeIPassedThatTooBiden #JoeBiden #DemDebate2 #DemDebates

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Marianne Williamson bails Buttigieg out, but his glare at Swalwell says he won't forget... #MarianneTimeToBringUpReparationsWilliamson #PeteIOweYouOneMarianneButtigieg #EricThereGoesMyMomentSwalwell #MarianneWilliamson #PeteButtigieg #EricSwalwell #DemDebates #DemDebate

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

I thought the candidates last night talked way over their time. Turns out that was amateur hour... #TimeLimitsAintNothingButANumber #DemocraticDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Michael Bennet must have slipped the moderators a 20. Getting called on a ton for someone polling so low... #MichaelOneHourOfTimePerPercentagePointBennet #MichaelBennet #DemocraticDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Is Marianne Williamson here to debate or to shout her agreement when another candidate says something she likes? #MarianneAmenWilliamson #MarianneWilliamson #DemocraticDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

Nobody randomly turns a nonreligious question into a religious answer like Mayor Pete... #PeteBookOfButtigieg #PeteButtigieg #DemDebates #DemDebate2

[Chris Deschamp @cdeschamp]

All of Marianne Williamson's answers sound like she memorized them from a book. Maybe one of her own? #MarianneImAWriterYouKnowWilliamson #MarianneWilliamson #DemDebates