Chris Desjardins

[Chris Desjardins @cdesj12]

@MikeClayNFL So your formula is PFF grade, weighted by stats that are already included in the PFF formula (win rates + utilization), add "pedigree" (your subjective judgment I guess?), and increased importance of tackles? So you just ripped off PFF and reweighted it based on your subjectivity

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@mulaney This "formal dress code" requirement for Ottawa is 100% an April Fools joke and yet I still can't bring myself not to do something John has asked me to do.

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Hey @_MarkSutcliffe , if you're happy about benefits to downtown businesses of having more people in the area, LET US FUCKING GET THERE. @OC_Transpo

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@TheoFleury14 Everyone settle down! A washed up hockey player/vaccine skeptic with failed attempts at a concrete business, clothing line, and country music career has an opinion! I'm sure it's worth our attention!

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@JDVance Get back to planning your explanation to Saint Peter for why you've spent your life refusing to feed the hungry or heal the sick, you abomination. Keep your bullshit racism in your own country, and listen to human potato @USAmbCanada and stop meddling in our shit. You prick.

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@RachaelThomasAB Weren't you the one who was supposed to have a more nuanced understanding of finances than "the deficit?"

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@KevinShalvey, re: your Trump G7 coverage, Trump said Obama and Trudeau kicked Russia out of the G8, but Trudeau wasn't even PM then. Stephen Harper (Conservative) was and made the decision.

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@NBCSAthletics As a Jays fan it was so hard to watch Varsho get hurt after working so hard to get back, but this was a very solid display of sportsmanship. A+.

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@crazysportsgal Now that he's gone (cause obviously they're the family that leaves early), I'd take solace in an Angels comeback knowing he'd be mad he missed it.

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@gravencanada Yep, out at Woodroffe and Baseline and Centrepointe neighbourhood.

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But seniors LOVE @JimWatsonOttawa!! He wouldn't possibly ruin your lives for his own vanity project, would he?? (Don't worry, I'm sure he's comfortably driving everywhere with a very generous pension) https://t.co/pYKIvq0LNC

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@notlorayung @TheKiffness Imagine doing this in real life? Some guy playing guitar for a few people and you shove your phone in his face and say, "this guy's better," and then act like a victim when the people watching tell you to f off? Why not, "this is also good."??

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@JLeiper I don't believe this is accurate Jeff. I - and many of my colleagues - have to take two busses just to get to the train. Few people are going to choose to take public transit rather than drive if it takes 3 separate vehicles to get to their destination. https://t.co/fT94Xb6JE3

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@LeeVowell "Taylor also needs to prove he can translate the new coaching into more consistent play. He has 21.5 sacks in his career in 49 games but he only has sacks in 20 of those games."

It's not great, but isn't 21.5 sacks spread across 20 games about as consistent as you can get?

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I don't think the broadcast picked it up, but right before dropping the puck for the opening faceoff at the @PWHL_Ottawa game, @_MarkSutcliffe announced that the nets were kindly donated by the Rideau Transit Group.

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@richeisen Hey @robertherjavec, I'm sure you had a good laugh and needed the extra cash that comes with free publicity, but you could've just joked about learning to hit a curve ball instead of being complicit in watching millions of people get their hopes dashes today.

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@tommydoubleu Wow.

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@tommydoubleu This was by far the fastest we've liked each other's posts.

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I will say this - if #Ohtani isn't on that plane, some random pharmaceutical executive is having a VERY weird day.

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@Buster_ESPN The entitled demand that Ohtani acquiesce to make for easier headlines seems seems likely to be a primary reason the @BlueJays appeal to him and are still in this conversation.