Chris DiCorpo

Music. Cars.

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@xvkinggg Dot Hog, get it right.

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@cmdrkapi @dogecoin_rise Nice. I hold 1,420.69 😂

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@xronnyyx Me friends: “don’t buy her an Apple Watch.”
Me: *buys her an Apple Watch*
Her: *breaks up with me less than a month later*
At least she still uses it though 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The future currency of Earth

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@realmandyrain I almost crash my car every time I see one walking on the street.

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@juiceband

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@realmandyrain Let’s talk music 🎙🔊

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

Literally every 22-year-old on Twitter figured this out in March but go off I guess?

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

Today I was sitting next to my car when a woman gave me a parking ticket. I asked her nicely if there was anything she could do about it, and she said “yeah I guess I can just say my printer jammed… Joe Biden won the election” and she crumpled up the ticket and threw it out.

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

How about I pay $6 and you pay your workers a livable wage?

[Lu-bz @BrownNuisance]

It’s no way Burger King is a real place

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@yungmackelley

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I'd love either the Blackvue setup for my next car, or the R7 so I can give my Dad my R3 to replace his dinosaur-age Escort. https://t.co/i7pQtpSq0l #VortexGiveaway #VortexRadar #Giveaway

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I thought I was just tall… do I need to have bloodwork done lol

[lauren 🛰️ @laurenurry]

me standing up forgetting i have an iron deficiency https://t.co/7uL1xsoXQT

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@GrandeTourNews Deceased.

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@hatigraphite @JMC_024 @Argodeonn @xvkinggg We love to see it.

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@Argodeonn @JMC_024 @xvkinggg I’m more of a Beesechurger guy

[Chris DiCorpo @cdicorpo]

@burynasa It’s not just hitting notes on pitch that makes a great performance. This had raw power and passion. The OG band with Troy and Stix, LIVE brass and strings, all carried her through this song. And her adlib runs at the end are insane. She doesn’t perform like this anymore.

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@cowboyenergy @AllieJDee