cdiesels

part time comedian full time retarded

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

Howcome everytime haole’s come to Hawaii they gotta use da fckn Lilo and Stitch song in all their post😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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You mean to tell me da braddah who barely made varsity football stay coaching my son telling him “dis is what makes champions!” Braddah you never been to da championships🤦🏽‍♂️

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If you guys went wait in that ridiculous line for eat Sonic, you just straight up one greedy big back faka

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Braddah was so worried about Filipinos “stealing” donations in Northshore but we really shoulda been worried about him😂

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One haole went throw one rock at one monk seal and not even 24 hours later he got rocked outside his hotel😂.

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After da Hawaii braddahs lost in BKFC tonight get round 2 tonight outside District sorry mainland guys but dis sideblind is for da boys😂🤙🏽

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I thought i was broke but braddah who went use da gas pump before me went put $3.87. Where da fack he going? Around da corner?

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Braddah Isaiah Tavares doing dat Hawaiian hammah challange where da fak Philipdabeast and braddah Lester stay

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Gas prices so high you minus whale buy one bag and just run to where you gotta go

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All my braddahs swear they good at golfing, cuzin all you get in common with Tiger Woods is dat you both get DUI’s

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Just like ya baby daddy, these potholes stay fckn everybody 😂😂

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Had one haole kid all stoked picking up shells at da beach, i went look and this faka was picking up unkos kimchee clam shells he was throwing in the water 😂😂

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I get one issue with haole’s doing local food reviews 😂 cause what da fuck you mean you disappointed theres no veggies with your poke bowl

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Sis no even bother borrowing your baby daddys hoodie cause you bigger than him

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All you braddahs talkin crazy about Max but you guys neva even win your scrap outside District?

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Dis da fuckin BMF belt not da jew jitsu hugging belt these fakas gotta bang

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Cuz kids nowadays is wild what you mean you like one $150 sprayground backpack?
Back in da day one $25 jansport bag was so killa

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Hope my braddahs have one solid week, besides you braddahs dat post matcha late’s on their ig story acting all sassy

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Some of you sistahs only getting choke flowers and chocolates for valentines cause you stay fucking plenty braddahs

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Cuz why i just realized all my life going manapua man i never did eat one manapua from that faka😂