Cornelius Dilligaff

My doctor said, "Cornelius, you need to express your skepticism more often." So, he prescribed extra strength cynicism.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@bifrosty2k @_baldtires Might want to boil it first.

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@oaklandreportca The apogee of civilization is upon us.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@1r0nm41d3n13 House in Jamaica? Tuition money for UCLA? A junket to Cape Cod? Booze and cigars?

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@jjstyx Motor oil supplies will be tight, too.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

Too close to home...

[DFF @DumbFxckFinder]

This is so good

[Adaubam Pires @adaubam]

Que partida memorável. O lindo gol de Sócrates, Hegel e Kant correndo para refutar, Confúcio impassível na arbitragem, o júbilo final dos clássicos e pré-socráticos.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

If only the perp had been working for Urban Alchemy...

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

The 36-year-old man charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting a San Francisco police officer had been out on parole for less than six months at the time of the Sunday night shootout in the Bayview, according to officials and court records. https://t.co/oJ77fuVsEK

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@jjstyx @sacbee_news It hurts so bad. 😢

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@bifrosty2k @btcoindown Didn't the Shaw brothers produce that back in the 70's?

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@AdamComedian Nah. She'll go back to refining her mashed potato throwing technique.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

The next hurdles will be the judge and defense attorneys. The defense will try to keep this case from coming to trial for a few years. In spite of the suspect being a recent parolee with a long record of violence, the defense might seek diversion or mental health exceptions. And then one accommodating judge who believes that incarceration doesn't suit the suspect will throw away the whole case.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@C0unterSignal @chriswithans I am going to take a wild guess that it's illegal for 14 year olds in SC to be packing a gun.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@RonboSports So many anger management issues...

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

And Mashed Spuds is in the back of the pack.

[T Wolf 🌁 @Twolfrecovery]

My guy @MattMahanSJ didn't make it this time, but if we can keep Steyer out, that would be a nice consolation prize!

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

The winds have shifted. The glory days of the Progs are over.

[The Voice of San Francisco @TheVOSF]

With the 9:45 pm report from the Dept. of Elections, it looks like an ugly night for staunch Progressives. Maffei takes Superior Court 61%; Board of Ed, Phil Kim, 64%; A wins big; B wins, C&D lose, Sherrill wins in a blowout, Wong wins with serious oppo support split between Gee and Chow.

The biggest winner and loser of this election aren't on the ballot, however.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@SusanDReynolds @MattMahanSJ @MattMahanHQ @XavierBecerra Matt needs to build his brand identity across the state.

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@SusanDReynolds It's a Pitta-ful result for Bluebird.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

In my travels, I have noted that about half the RVs along LM Blvd don't have permits. It's been this way since the program started, and I assumed the city was just going to let things slide.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Now, what happens when the permitted vehicles come to the end of their grace period?

https://t.co/yoN0tzLPfW

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@TheMarinaTimes Will HK show up on June 9th? We're going to have a roll call.

[Cornelius Dilligaff @CDilligaff]

@Alt_Azn And this is where BLM, DKI, Black Wall Street, and a few other movements were supposed to uplift the Black community. I am certain a boycott will hasten matters. We await the results.