chris.

I'm basic. Is in your your extended network.

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

youre my heart kid, how could i live without my heart?

[Monica Howell @Monicaaa_Howell]

Robinhood just crashed their servers by offering a solid gold credit card to members.

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

@MelomanoSD @robinhood Came here to ask this. This just answered my question. lol

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

@Verizon get your act together Verizon. I’m tired of being harassed after calling in & being called from your customer service reps after the fact begging & trying to guilt trip me to give them a 5 star review

[AB @AB84]

I’m out the

country

ain’t no more

Child Support

tell your mama

get a job

[𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔰🇻🇦 @FidesInvictus]

@AB84 Bro wanted for attempted murder and fled the country 😭😂

[Peacefully Insane👁 @peacfullyinsane]

@nocontextpawnee @Hytiva @_gemgoddess 😭😭😭🐴🐴

[Azriel Mari @MrMariae]

It’s time for the reminder

[𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒏⋆☭ @undrcvrbrothr3]

Working 50 years of your life away to *barely* survive in exchange for *maybe* 10 decent years in the latest stage of your life is about the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard of.

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

I absolutely love red flags because I’m bullheaded af lmfaoo

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

High noon tastes like capri sun lmfaooo

[PokeNation @Big12Pokes]

@AB84 Steph Curry when he sees a middle class family trying to move into his zip code:

[AB @AB84]

Kamala Harris before going out in public #CTESPN

[MLSophist @MLSophist]

@anumness You politely do what my dad did when this happened to me in middle school:

“Look, we live in bumfuck nowhere and this is the best teacher they could find. Good help is hard to find. You’re right, but being right and in charge is all they have. Let them have this.”

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

Rise and shine lol

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

Can’t sleep, lets grab a quick last call drink lol

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

Shower beer & chill

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

The great white buffalo

[KGET 17 News @KGETnews]

White buffalo — also known as bison — are held sacred by many Native Americans who greeted news of the birth of one in Yellowstone as an auspicious sign. https://t.co/HRTHoM77yw

[chris. @Cdizzl4shizzle]

lmfaooo