Caleb Langner

5th grade teacher in Spencer, Iowa. 👨🏼‍🏫 Taylor Swift Enthusiast.

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

I wanna become one of those Instagram famous teachers. So then people will think my ideas are so cool... but I actually just stole em from somewhere else on the internet.

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

[Tom Elliott @tomselliott]

Megyn Kelly breaks down reporting the death of Charlie Kirk

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

@mchmr96 It’s a very common practice.

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

@shelbitchblue lol

[kat @districtshields]

peeta: if it weren’t for the baby
katniss:

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

Do you think @taylorswift13 has a Bitmoji?

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

@MattWallace888 @MJTruthUltra Bros mewing 🤣 you obviously don’t spend time around the youth

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

Note to shelf- this won’t be a door sign 🤣🤣

[Cardigan Stef🪩Indy N3🌖Philly N2 @CardiganStef]

Someone stole the C and L off my work besties door, which I guess was probably pretty predictable in hindsight…

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

What do you mean the band goes on at 9pm? That’s the middle of the night.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

the nanny the naany

[gio 💋🩸 @giohalliwell]

BODYYYYYYYYYY

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

They can sing, they can dance, after all, miss,

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

I am that person 🙋

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella meet up 25 years later to sing at the international music awards show, Isabella had a moment in rehab.

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

Cindy, the tv is leaking

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨GLOBAL IT OUTAGE

- Caused by cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike
- Faulty update crashes Windows
- Affecting companies and organizations
- PCs show 'Blue Screen of Death'
- Banks, airlines, media also impacted
- Many PCs require individual fixes

[Caleb Langner @cdl2926]

I low key love how lawless twitter has been the last couple months. Lolol

[sophie ☁️🩷 @sophalofs]

i think it’s only fair that the chiefs reciprocate this energy and put taylor in for a drive