cody langton

Everything we hear is an opinion, not fact. Everything we see is perspective, not the truth. 👍Follow @donttellmecast for a better timeline!

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

Call of Duty: district 23

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

@Fat_Electrician We need a binder on Roblox

[Casey @SoundBoardLord]

Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

How do we end the season on a win in the playoffs?!?!?!#BroncosCountry @BrandonPerna

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

@DonutOperator Why do you make @HLC_actual fly on different airlines?

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@persianjewess I really wish non-gun people would stop saying stupid shit like this.

200 yards with a scoped 30-06 from the prone on a stationary target is something most 12 year olds from Alabama can do. This is not something that takes a “skilled professional”

[Casey @SoundBoardLord]

War bad. Boobs good.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

The last time congress actually voted on going to war was in 1942.

I don’t want us to go to war, but don’t act like there isn’t almost a century of precedent in telling congress to go fuck themselves

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Constitution of the United States is very clear.

There is no ambiguity.

It is Congress that determines whether we go to war, not the President.

Trump must not take illegal military action against Iran.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

Why did ESPN do him dirty? Bro looks like he’s got cerebral palsy in this pic

[ESPN @espn]

Tyrese Haliburton's historic triple-double lead the Pacers to the Game 4 win over the Knicks 👇 https://t.co/CeJl3FzUU8

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

https://t.co/jzFdq9jBHW

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

After watching Top Gun 2:

My 8 year old: “that was a really good movie”

Me: “you liked it? I think it’s a pretty good movie”

My 8 year old: “yeah, but I’m sorry, it is not as good as Pokemon”

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@JoeBiden Pay their fair share to what, foreign interests while we have crumbling infrastructure and homeless veterans?

Go fuck yourself.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

@Eli_Doubletap @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician @GarandThumb1 The Tism Troubadours

[Eli Cuevas @Eli_Doubletap]

Offenders unite!

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@TonyGonzales4TX Posting this again won’t go any better than the last time.

Fire your intern.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

@PicturesFoIder Bro @JustinTrudeau’d himself😂

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@TonyGonzales4TX This is getting exhausting, so I’m just gonna start ratio’ing you with X’s own community notes calling you out for lying like this before.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@TonyGonzales4TX I endorsed him before you did. I worked on his campaign all the way back in 2016, and voted for him in every election he’s ever been in.

You’re just proving that you’re the lying trash that voters know you are. Try again.

[cody langton @cdlangton7]

You’re gonna be the villain in someone’s story and a hero in another’s. Might as well be the best in both

[Bill Richmond @kimjongbillest]

I love buying toys for my children on Amazon. It all comes from China, and there is just something wholesome about toys made for kids by kids.