Corné DL Scheepers

Lover of music and photography.
Heavy user of sarcasm.
I judge too quickly.
Viewing the world differently since 1992.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I wonder if you get something called "Straight-Curious"?

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I wish I could remember the names of all the kids I didn't like in Primary school.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I feel sorry for people with Resting B*tch Faces. Must be hard having everyone want to slap you the whole time.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I had no idea #BlackFriday was a thing here in SA.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

@Android I updated my software yesterday but now my contact list/call log keeps saying 'Contact List Updating'. I can't call anyone. Help?

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I really dislike packing 😑

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Could this year please just come to an end already?

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Please don't describe yourself as 'manly' or 'masculine' and then send me Heeeeyyyy.

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

When Adele snatched that Vevo record from Taylor 😩🏆 https://t.co/sYtZMGh4dg

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Due to being stuck in traffic my arms are now two very different colours.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

That moment of extreme self-appreciation when you remember you bought yourself a browny and it's still in the fridge.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Okay Summer, I know you missed us a lot, but can you maybe slow down a bit?

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Aaaand summer's back.
I already miss my boots and jerseys.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

"A bottle a day keeps the doctor away" "Because you're too drunk to call him"

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I love being alone but I hate being lonely.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I have so much work to do but I think I first need to take a nap.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Missing the long hair 😔

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

You were hot until I saw you wearing a John Deere cap.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

Everyone's so excited to go to Daisies.
I'm just excited for everyone to leave.

[Corné DL Scheepers @cdls1992]

I crush way too easily.