Conall

Middle aged before my time

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

A Catholic leading the UK

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

This is the Blair inheritance I'm afraid. His constitutional vandalism took decision making away from Parliament and gave it to the courts, independent regulators, devolved administrations, etc. etc. The PM has too few levers to pull.

Is Tonty Blair behind this? Yes, yes he is.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@Cuervo_NJ @OasisPlanet_ @OasisMania @NoelGallagher I support ENGLAND and IRELAND for your information

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

Two weeks of faff, three debutants and another binned Test all for nowt

[Armchair Admiral 🇬🇧 @ArmchairAdml]

A third runway at Heathrow would only add 0.05%, so let’s not bother, ignoring all the companies that would benefit.

Building nuclear power stations takes too long, let’s not bother and continue buying Russian gas.

This mentality is why we’re in the shit. Build the sodding runway.

[Conall @cdlufc]

Still clearly a talented player but back to the champo for another season for Rew

[Will Macpherson @willis_macp]

Joe Root reaches 14,000 Test runs, a mighty achievement that won't be much consolation in what looks like a heavy England defeat

[Luca Vandresh @LucaVanDresh]

I find this song really sneery towards working class people, it’s made by people who hang out at the Groucho and think they can relate because they somewhat like football and do a bit of packet. It’s the death of britpop and the start of blairism. An evil malevolent song

[⛷️ @stokaljona]

Dear followers, I am truly sorry, but I am not at all interested in the England test cricket team after 2024. For me, the history of England ‘ends’ in 2024 with the removal of Sir J. Anderson

[Conall @cdlufc]

Support Herr Hitler’s Luftwaffe do we Nick?

[Nick Collins @Nick___Collins]

It would be fucking hilarious in one way if these lot won something with a German manager.

Obsessed with the wars but would absolutely shit themselves if they were ever called up to one.

It’s all so generic, basic dickhead energy with them.

[luke @louorns]

So far England journos have leaked the line-up, the set piece takers, the focus on corners and where they’re standing. Croatia won’t have to watch any tape at this point, they’ll just wait for Sami Mokbel, Craig Hope and Henry Winter to tweet out the specifics and jobs done

[Oliver Brown @oliverbrown_tel]

These ‘hydration breaks’ are fundamentally warping the World Cup. Curacao had just enjoyed perhaps the highlight so far with that equaliser against Germany and were on the attack again. Then three minutes to promote a laptop brand, and momentum is handed straight back. Wretched.

[Conall @cdlufc]

Hahahahah GO ON THE CURACAO

[Conall @cdlufc]

And the glorious nation of Ireland lost to the Presbyterian beasts of Scotland

[Conall @cdlufc]

Utterly failed Anti-Aussie hatewatch

[Conall @cdlufc]

@jimb0_12 Lovely, my Mrs is from up that way will have to drag her in there

[Conall @cdlufc]

@jimb0_12 Looks an unbelievable boozer that where’s that

[Conall @cdlufc]

CIA attacking our brave boys again? Starmer must cut diplomatic relations immediately!

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: England victims of World Cup heist!

🚛 Match boots of top stars STOLEN from van
⚽️ Balls also robbed, leaving only ONE
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Staff now scrambling to replace items
⌛️ First Kansas City session Saturday

👇 Full story w/ @Jack_Gaughan

https://t.co/MzOKhJHv9T

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Banning the humble tournament sweepstake because of woke?