Me: Can I get you anything?
my patient’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
patient: yeah $100 would be good 🤪
One time I told Preston “Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy.” And he literally responded with “I don’t even like biscuits and gravy.”
@pmayo33
Kyle: *is the best boyfriend I could ask for and would never do anything to hurt me*
Me: *sings along to T-Swift’s “All to Well” as if Kyle ripped my heart out and threw it in the trash*
Congratulations to @ICCSoftball player, Cori Childs @coridrakee on two great academic honors @ItawambaCC. Cori received the Accounting Department Award, along with the entire Business Administration Division Award. Great job Cori! @LetsGoICC#ICCFamily#RollTribe
One time Kyle told me he remembered there was a tweet he wanted to show me and I asked why he didn’t just DM it to me and he said “Well sometimes I like to show you in person so I can watch your reaction.” And that, my friends, is what you call love.