Chris Laube

A millenial that doesn't get twitter.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: Austin does live music at their airport. What a city.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: Listen, Fedora, just order a drink and stop torturing these poor bartenders.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: "Yeah, I want this in a tall glass, two parts vodka..." and then I stopped listening for the next 30 seconds it took to make his order.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: this dude across from me at the bar just made the most obnoxious order ever

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Live tweets from the airport: I lucked out. Next to two people who look like they want nothing in the world more than to not be bothered. Me too, Seat Homies. Me too.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: boarding. Can't decide which would be worse: Mr. Mouth. Breather or Loud Millenial.

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweets from the airport: god I hope he's not sitting next to me

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Live tweets from the airport: there's some serious mouth breathing going on by Mr. Probably Gonna Pass Out over here.

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Live tweets from the airport: 5 minutes ago there were two. Now there are 6. #math

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Live tweet from airport: the loudest one just took her pastry back to the Starbucks because it "looked weird". She took a pastry back. At the airport. #pastryprivilege

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

Live tweet from airport: good god they have the worst haircuts

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Live tweet from airport: annoying 20 year olds are loud at the gate #airporttweets #neverusedtwitterbefore

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#photosystemIIoxidizeswatertooxygen #photonsdriverxn #plastoquinonestransportelectronstocytpchromeb6f #plastocyanintransportselectronstophotosystemI #createsNADPH #protonspumpedintolumenthenusedbyatpsynthasetophotophosphorylate #photosynthesis #Bch361DPc

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

#electronsfromnadhandfadh2transportedbetween4complexes #protonspumpedoutsidemembrane #cytqandcytctransportelectrons #protonspumpedthroughATPsynthaseproduceATP #electrontransportchain #Bch361DPc

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#createsenergyrichcompoundwithhighBPGGAPDHneeded1-3bisphosphoglyceratecreatednad+becomesNADH #glycolysis #BCH361DPc

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#phosphatediesterlinkedto5'carbonofribose #fiveprimeend #Bch361Dpc

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

#testingforIgG #ELISA #Bch361DPc

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#flatsheet #hbondsperpendiculartoaxis #rgroupsaboveandbelowaxis #likeaquiltmommade #betas #Bch361Dpc

[Chris Laube @cdmlpope]

#helicalrotations #hydrogenbondsparalleltoaxis #Rgroupspushedoutside #snakecoilingaroundastick #alphas #Bch361DPc

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#pHwhereavgeragechargeiszero #isoelectricpoint #Bch361Dpc