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[candigirl @cdnnxx]

@ghfjhhhhj Can I dm you

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

Everything I read about Bonnie Blue has to be AI. There’s just no way

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

My son is exactly the same, 7am without fail!

[Great Lakes Wife @GreatLakesWife_]

No matter what happens, my baby wakes up at 8 am. 6:30 pm bedtime? 8 am. 9 pm bedtime? 8 am. Five nighttime wakeups? 8 am. One nighttime wakeup? 8 am. Horrible naps the day before? 8 am. Amazing naps the day before? 8 am. I guess it’s just her natural rhythm!

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

Ngl this is evil and discrimination

[Kwaku Lotteryy @kwakulotteryy]

"When you went for your America visa, did you tell the visa officer that you were pregnant" 🤰 ?

"Babies born in the UK don't automatically qualify for British passport, but babies born in USA do automatically qualify for American Passport"

"The pregnant woman did not make it to USA. When she failed to turn up at the America Embassy, the visa was cancelled"

I don't know when this happened but this is wid.

[📹 Border Force Caught in Action]

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

@CuriousBunnie12 Yeah very normal x

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

Boo!

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

nothing like waking up at 5:30am to discover your 15 month old has smeared shit all over his cot and himself

[🤔 @AFCLee_]

I’m livid she got so many years of freedom

[camille @prairie_posie]

it’s funny how baby movement goes from little goldfish taps to a full on domestic violence situation

[James Rands @james_rands]

Do you remember fish and chips wrapped in newspaper? That was good wasn't it? Proper British takeaway. Walking to the shop with your Mam on a Friday night - it was either an affordable treat or a luxury few could afford depending upon who you ask.

Thing is...

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

I was soooo tired. Like normally I love to sleep but I was T for tired. And then son’s father was so tired too and that’s not normal for him. I know that sounds weird but apparently it’s true that the men can get symptoms too x

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

What was the first sign that you knew you were pregnant before getting a positive test? OTHER THAN NAUSEA

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

Yes way too woke you need to go to sleep

[‎ًali is white sox pilled @grlatrockshow]

Am i too woke if i say this is rooted in misogyny

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

the other day my baby and i held hands and made unbroken eye contact from 8” away while listening to a beautiful song. i can effortlessly read every micro expression that crosses his face, i’ve spent nearly 100% of his waking moments on earth with him, we spend many hours per day making physical contact.

this level of intimacy is unparalleled by other relationships. the closest is a spouse, which is ofc more intimate in some ways, but far less in others. it’s really special and hard to fully articulate and it’s something i don’t think people can understand until they do it.

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

@soupcanarchist Let her be! She’s learning how to self regulate that’s such a skill!

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

I’d honestly rather death

[candigirl @cdnnxx]

He’s sick. Any normal parent would starve themselves to feed their children. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. He’s not a victim at all, those little girls are!!!!!!!!

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

The BBC portrays an indebted Afghan father selling his 7-year-old twin daughters into sexual slavery with adult men as a man who is forced to make difficult choices

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