chris 🪤

Everybody out. NOW!! Not you.

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

in terms of acting, i appreciate that the people on The Pitt don't do a big exhale every time they walk out of a room

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Series finale of Survivor. The camera pulls back and back. They've been in the middle of Manhattan this whole time???!!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Meanwhile I bring this energy to the date!

Sincerely,

One of the good ones.

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

When you go on vacation all of the poop in your butt goes on vacation too and that's why you don't need to poop on vacation

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

turkey falls from drone #WKRPcurrentday

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Band Aids have too many pieces of paper

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Getting lots of compliments from the wife on this shirt. You guys got to see it

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

It's like if, after the Reichstag Fire, Hitler's first goal was adding another horse to the top of the Brandenburg Gate

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

$2.50 Ceres bagel at Northside Farmers market is the best deal in the entire city

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Give The Mandalorian and Grogu 15 years. Today's preteens will launch 200-hour cyber-podcasts defending it as a masterpiece

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Gen X parents not nipping the homemade slime trend in the bud - shame shame shame

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

That Teams message I saw on my phone, my watch, in a desktop alert, and in the Teams window? Yeah, I guess you can "mark it as read" now

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

@Enquirer you are need on kharg island, frank. godspeed.

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

sometimes i'll start watching an algo youtube video about some subject i'm interested in. then, about 90 seconds in, the creator will show their intro sequence, "this is GAMERVIBES," and i'll shut it all down in self-disgust

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

Showing this to Emily before I ask her to take me to Texas Roadhouse

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

https://t.co/l1ypZglxkP

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

Where does this rank in great moments in Cincinnati TV history?

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

LEAVITT: I love a big bowl of Cincinnati chili after seeing little baby Fiona at the zoo. And for desert? It's Greaters soft serve. Who they!

[Enquirer @Enquirer]

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt misspells Cincinnati https://t.co/zxSuzHLcPw

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

@AudGee122 The movie that finally turned me off to Pitt's "thing"

[chris 🪤 @cdobbs7]

This mcdonalds CEO is PISSING ME OFF so much I'm going to EAT A BURGER