Chris Docker

Die hard Toronto sports fan. Dad joke expert. Seattle sports fan too!

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@justinbieber This at your Puslinch Palace?

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

HOW 'BOUT THAT START

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@IranArmyMedia Fuck you

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@Fanatics

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@DangeRussWilson Was repping your jersey! GO HAWKS!

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@BizNasty2point0 Biztradomus

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@soIoucity Agreed. As a Jays fan the original is still the goat. But all the old ones are 🔥

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@RSherman_25

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@RSherman_25 GOAT

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@tay0214 @soIoucity Ya my original is the best of my 5. And it has drift on the right stick. The others are all left stick 🤷‍♂️

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@SleeperNHL 1 v 16 playoffs, no more conference/division seeding

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@oasis @NoContextBrits Definitely not saving you, wankers!

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@MadelnCanada Un-manned(-womanned) construction sites....

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@russellcrowe I have Yukon, Nunavut, Manitoba, Newfoundland to go!
How about you?

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@NHL Bettman's got a shit-eating grin right now

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@JustinTrudeau Yikes

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@NoContextBrits Malt and salt

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@DangeRussWilson Prayers to the family and friends🙏

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@soIoucity Same but Matthews 😭