Cam (Parody)

I like friends, laughing, and things that are good.

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

Twitter isn't as fun when El*n gets what he wants ✌️

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: madness

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

seeing this shit in 1875 must have felt like seeing a cybertruck

[fuck @hetequilasunset]

#DiscoElysium

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

To the millions who voted for trump or didn't vote at all. To the democrats who don't act on genocide or corporate price gouging while in power but use them as campaign promises. Especially to all the republicans stealing the rights of my friends and family. Do us all a favor

[Zeas @zeas44]

damn ok tim walz

[Home Depotemkin @HomeDepotemkin]

This too, is footsies.

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

@Camillemille0 Happy birthday! 🥳

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

Congrats on recording Purple Rain.

Meet the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Taylor threatening to off herself whilst watching sports means she gets it
https://t.co/KfBpcoaegG

[Yawg @YawgGoth]

Mentally I am here:

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

this spongebob kraft mac and cheese dont hit like it used to... what happened to my youth? what happened to the whimsy??

[txh | beezy @BeezyGraham]

holy shit it's really happening

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

it’s insane that an animal looks like this. the world is so beautiful

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

some new technology for tending to my twitter garden

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

How will your "statistics" and "probabilities" help you when these are clearly cheater dice that never roll my numbers and would never be approved for tournament play?

[Adam Snook @Adamc_snook]

I used to play settlers of Catan a lot with this one group. They started keeping track of the rolls and would settle in certain areas because those numbers were “hot”

I specifically remember this one dude saying “11s are on fire” and settling somewhere. He’s now an accountant…

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

He unironically did the meme

[Faye Mata 🩵 @ #NAIC @FayeMata]

no BLJ

[Cam (Parody) @CDodgeTheFirst]

@Camillemille0 I think my brain blocked it out until I read this, now I can't stop hearing all the coughing. Thanks a lot lol