Chris

stablecoins // prev: chainflip

[Chris @cdor_n]

Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other creatures

[Chris @cdor_n]

@fede_intern bid by the sword, die by the sword

[Chris @cdor_n]

@lex_node unc lore

[Chris @cdor_n]

@marxandmarkets If bankless can declare bags on main why can’t little old Chris???

[Chris @cdor_n]

Ask not for lighter bags — but for a juicier posterior chain

[koeppelmann @koeppelmann]

ETH still up from not even 13 month ago. 😅
People forget so quickly.

[Chris @cdor_n]

@z0r0zzz get the vibe that maker style stablecoin thing is going to become very important (for protocols) the second the regulatory curve accelerates

[Chris @cdor_n]

I regret to inform you that ross.wei cranks

[ross.wei @z0r0zzz]

let's be specific.
Every wallet should do this:
> pay gas in any token
> add multiple signers
> turn into contract
> batch transactions
> stream payments
> reverse payments
Every chain should fixture this:
> ranged liquidity AMM
> maker-style stablecoin
> fungible/NFT creation

[Chris @cdor_n]

@renegade_fi huge

[Chris @cdor_n]

war chest

[0_skre @skre_0]

im really trying to understand what the play is here? hl is centralized and will be regulated but your 3/6 upgradeable contract perpdex on solana will be spared?

[Chris @cdor_n]

me every time i try to extract MEV

[Com Feed @thecomfeed]

⚠️ JUST IN: A crypto bot accidentally tipped a random user 167 ETH (~$300K+)

The bot’s developers have since contacted the user and offered a reward in exchange for returning the funds. However, the user has refused to return the ETH.

[ross.wei @z0r0zzz]

*whoosh* every ETH wallet is now a private BTC wallet

[Chris @cdor_n]

a type of currency where you can see the total supply. see cash.

[Ameen Soleimani @ameensol]

I don't think their proposed patch fixes this btw

https://t.co/2MVOTVNR6W

[Chris @cdor_n]

@kelxyz_ My new tinfoil theory is a mallory is responsible for bribing all of those KoLs in the recent zcash exit pump

[Chris @cdor_n]

@0xQuit Claude, build me a custom harness (?)

[Chris @cdor_n]

@sui414 it's crazy they have a jane street style interview so that they only hire the most qualified candidates to implement the Poop Yourself On Live Stream prediction market

[Chris @cdor_n]

claude give me one million dollars make no mistakes actually works

[Frank @frankdegods]

bro basically said "look for bugs that could exploit zcash"

that's the prompt that found an exploit in a 10 billion dollar protocol

[Chris @cdor_n]

the ivermectin people may have been on to something at this point

[Aikido Security @AikidoSecurity]

⚠️ New "IronWorm" supply-chain attack: 30+ npm packages from @ asteroiddao shipped a malicious Rust binary firing on preinstall.

It sweeps 86 env vars + 20 credential files (AWS, GCP, Vault, npm, plus AI keys like Anthropic & OpenAI), hits Exodus wallets, hides behind an eBPF rootkit, and beacons over Tor. Self-propagates via npm Trusted Publishing OIDC, with backdated commits faked as claude/dependabot/renovate.

[Daniel Von Fange @danielvf]

Here's how to cheaply store 127kb accessible over RPC, with only a single bytes32 storage slot.

1. Put your data in transaction calldata, send it
2. Store the transaction hash in a bytes32
3. eth_getTransaction(txHash) to read

[Chris @cdor_n]

Pricing risk, and who pays are likely going to be the two biggest topics in stablecoins for the forseeable

[Jason | Relay @_jasonmaier]

Relay has been doing 1:1 stablecoins for literally years. The trick isn't that they are actually 1:1 it's who pays the fees.

When "balances are the business", businesses are happy to pay to onboard users.

[Chris @cdor_n]

guys please stop selling it's not funny anymore