Cody Dorris

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[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

I picked up a girls phone that was on the sidewalk at 1am lastnight and took it home to make sure she would get it back today. And all I gotta say is some of you fellas gotta stop trying to shoot your shot at 2am. Ya boy needed sleep and those notifications weren't helping anyone

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@PGATOUR @BillV735 if we put a shot tracer on when we played

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@CrumblCookies 🍀

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@ATC_KyleM @wesrucker247 We’re gonna hit the over by ourselves a week after scoring 13 points. A week and a half ago everyone was saying he’s a shoe-in for heisman. One bad game against the #1 team in the country and a couple of bad throws today, and all the sudden “he’s terrible”. Fair-weather.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

**Travis Kelce rips off a Titans DBs helmet**

NFL refs: HOLDING! ON THE TITANS!

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@DJspiivey @vintageUt To save you some time, their IG says not available for purchase.

[Bluegrass Beverages @bluegrassbev]

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[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@bluegrassbev You guys still have any of these left?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Calvin Ridley was suspended an entire season for gambling $1500 on NFL parlays. Deshaun Watson got six games for 30 women accusing him of sexual assault.

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf Need that twist face tech fellas

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf Winner of the next average golfer scramble long drive checking in here

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

5 years ago today, we got one of the wildest CFB endings ever
https://t.co/LU0BcIXIjM

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@MichelobULTRA 4 - the others are irrelevant when you’re by the pool with an ice cold Mich Ultra

[mariah @MaRiahChambers]

there’s a shortage of common sense too, but ain’t nobody freaking out about that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Jeremy Pruitt all year: “We don’t wanna ruin Harrison’s confidence”

Jeremy Pruitt today: *benches Harrison Bailey with 100% Completion Percentage*

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

[𝒳𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶🍓 @ximena_marlenne]

Oh look at that a country who believes in science and medical professionals

[Shannon🌵 @shannnnnnxx]

The fact that Garth Brooks isn’t available on Spotify or Apple Music is unacceptable

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

@Wr1terAlex

[Cody Dorris @cdorris4]

Imagine our kids in 9th grade having to write a research paper over a specific time period. One kid writes about the renaissance era. The next kid writes about the first 6 months of 2020 and the big orange man in a suit that shouldn’t have a Twitter.