Courtney Dougherty

I'm only cool on twitter

[Courtney Dougherty @cdough7]

Well that's great now I can never order jimmy johns again

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

a season of love island with people who were in AP english maybe so we don't need an hour to read letters

[m @pumptinis]

the biggest life decision i am facing right now is whether or not i’ll be watching the summer house reunion or the love island premiere tomorrow night

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[m @pumptinis]

amanda has the confidence of someone who uses chatgpt as their therapist

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

If you don’t know…

• The Wirkus Circus
• “I’m going to sleep at a guy’s house tonight in a bed with a guy”
• The smashed watermelon
• The Steve Jobs bikini
• Kyle’s 17 page letter

…then you’re not qualified to speak on #SummerHouse.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

The feminine urge to book myself a hotel, order room service in, run a bath, put my face mask on, stay in bed & do NOTHING.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: losing a pet can hurt just as much as losing a person. they loved you without conditions, stayed when everyone else left, and made your worst days survivable. that kind of loss doesn't disappear just because they had four legs

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Idk about Good Friday. Carl’s a mess.
#SummerHouse

[bella @earlygirl__]

texts to husband

[olivia b @heyoliviaaaaa]

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

[Chappell Roan Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

Genuinely hope DadTok doesn’t survive this.

[Ƹ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠Ʒ @_Rileybennet]

me after telling everyone i'm busy

[lady . @LadyLondon]

ive never been pregnant— still pro choice.

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