Carly Douglas

[Carly Douglas @cdougie4]

@Swamon_Dank @selenamua_ If this doesn’t make people giggle a little, idk what will

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

The most intense fight I’ve ever seen

[Brad Sheffield @BradSheffield]

Made a deal with my wife a few months back that if was if she was still pregnant come #Halloween, she’d dress up as Bob Wylie. She lost... and all of Twitter has now won. #Browns

[giselle green @JagerZel]

Some days I question my parental skills... other days....

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Overthrow? No problem.

(via @thecheckdown)
https://t.co/RhM0sDjmIy

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

FUN FACT: @billy_mckinney's 18-game on-base streak was the 2nd-longest EVER to start a #BlueJays career!

Is that good? 🤔🤔🤔

[Carly Douglas @cdougie4]

@billy_badbones Both mixed together... I know I’m not the only one thinking it

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Billy McDINGERS! 💣

Where did that one even land?? It's 8-2, good guys!

[Rodney Hiemstra @therodbot]

Billy McKinney is the 1st player in team history to hit 3+ HR and drive in 9+ runs in his first 7 games with Toronto (h/t to friends over @StatsBySTATS). #BlueJays

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

i landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can't believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like “????????”

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

[T @tylerthecreator]

i fucking hate phone calls uhhhgggg shut the fuck up and type to me so i can ignore it my attention span cant do this torture idk what you just said

[JH @FishBowlOfWine]

I miss you... if you want. https://t.co/S4jKlN6ruT

[popular slut @kindslut]

me 5 minutes after i get done crying

[krysta neary @KrystaNeary]

Just a man and his wasp

[Miss Ho Kym Mf ⛩🎍🐉 @ChynaTingT]

So this is how my twin nephews comminucate to find one another 😂😭🤦🏽‍♀️