cleo smelio

Type of villain: Mentally ill Reality Warper |26|

[micheal @godsb0y]

weekdays as someone with a 9-5

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

In the bathroom during my break and this lady won’t stop moaning while pissing and farting

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Joe Jackson from ‘MICHAEL’ will debut as a roaming character this year at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood.

(Source: @UniversalPics)

[riley @willemhouse]

One year anniversary soon @MrsErikaKirk

[thawg @dykeordeath]

applying for jobs im not qualified for

[gha*da 𓋹 @ghayo0da]

I feel like getting paid biweekly is outdated for this economy and financial state of the world

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.

[☆˚.⋆✶𝒞✶⋆.˚☆ 💙🩵 @Bratty_Behemoth]

As a christian, Jasmine absolutely bodying these womens' arguments is SO refreshing. They resort to demonising her because they've never taken the time to actually deconstruct their beliefs and engage with theology, and treat the Bible as a historical text to be studied

[‘Donis 🩵 @theadonismilan]

This part took me clean tf OUT. 😭😭😭

[٠࣪⭑ @lookenue]

Gorillaz, Danny Brown, Kelela – Submission (2017)

[cubicle claire @soupyluver]

didn’t realize working a corporate job means ignoring tornado warnings

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

It’s so hot and muggy outside I didn’t even bother with doing my hair this morning #dgaf

[thuggaboo @blondscr]

nigga killed yo mama to force you to be queen and said he'd spin back if needed likeee shuri u should've fillet that nigga when u had the chance omgggg

[YIA cam🦭 @yeaitstrill]

#elementarytwt

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

This dude I just started talking to randomly out of the blue said “any time you’re my girl”

[p. @sixinchbeys]

black women asking for better tv shows and yall suggesting beauty in black MY TUMMY

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

Talked to my dad for two hours that’s like the longest time we’ve ever talked

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

Me and my uber had a convo In broken Spanglish

[cleo smelio @cdplayuh]

The dog epidemic has to end

[Cleo @cleosol]

My 5th album
Grateful 🙌🏽