He’s too fucking good at this.
OSSOFF: You said Iran's military had been rendered combat ineffective for years to come & Operation Epic Fury achieved every objective. Were those accurate statements?
HEGSETH: Crashing out…
OSSOFF: Mr Secretary. You need to answer the question.
Raise your hand if you’re tired of your hard-earned tax dollars going to paying interest on Washington’s debt because Republicans are more interested in giving tax cuts to billionaires than affordable healthcare to working class Americans.
It's not normal to have to worry about your President trying to steal the election!
It's not normal to have to worry about your President protecting pedophiles!
It's not normal to have to worry about your President insider trading!
Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?
Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.
Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?
Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.
@realDonaldTrump,
Maggie Haberman didn’t “butcher” the truth—she simply refused to swallow yours whole for a decade.
Calling her “Maggot” while you’re the guy who turned presidential communication into a daily sewer of insults is peak projection, even for you. Your “Multi Billion Dollar Lawsuit” against the New York Times is the legal equivalent of that one guy at the bar who keeps threatening to sue everyone but somehow never sees the inside of a courtroom. We’re all still waiting.
You aced a cognitive test? Congratulations. So have thousands of high-school students and most functional adults who aren’t spending their days rage-tweeting at 3 a.m. The bar for “few people in Washington could do this” shouldn’t be set at “can count backwards from 100 by 7s.” That’s not elite; that’s baseline sentience.
Your book complaints are rich coming from the man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy and got found liable for actually doing it, called for the execution of the Central Park Five even after they were exonerated, and spent years peddling the biggest election lie in modern American history while raking in hundreds of millions from gullible supporters. But sure, her reporting is the real scandal.
The Walter Reed physical is cute. Too bad the same medical system you love to praise has been documenting your own documented weight issues, fast-food diet, and the visible toll of stress that no amount of “perfect” tests can Photoshop away.
You didn’t “win” despite the “fake news.” You won in spite of yourself, and the country is now watching the consequences in real time: chaotic governance, constant drama, and a man who still can’t accept that journalists exist to report what you actually say and do, not to churn out flattering fan-fiction.
The book isn’t “garbage” because it’s inaccurate. It’s dangerous to you because it’s accurate. That’s why the insults get louder, the nicknames get stupider, and the cognitive-test humblebrags get sadder every year.
Keep seething in the Oval Office, Donald. The rest of us will keep reading actual reporters who don’t need to demand loyalty oaths before they type a sentence.
Trump: “I talk to President Putin a lot, and he wants to end the war. A lot of people don’t believe that.”
(Meanwhile, Putin has escalated his attacks on Ukraine. In recent days, more than 50 people have been killed in Kyiv and hundreds more injured.)
Ukraine is giving a fully justified response to Russia striking our country and prolonging the war.
Today, our long-range sanctions reached the Saratov region, Tatarstan, and Bashkortostan – roughly 800, 1,400, and 1,500 kilometers from the front line. They also reached the Voronezh region – about 300 kilometers from our border.
I thank the warriors of the Unmanned Systems Forces and the Special Operations Forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, and our intelligence agencies for their accuracy.
The Saratov oil refinery was hit. Warriors of the Special Operations Forces struck an oil refinery in Tatarstan.
Russians must feel that their state is waging this war. I thank everyone who helps defend Ukraine!
If Joe Biden talked about the Islamic Republic of Japan, they'd have demanded he be removed by the 25th Amendment, and they'd still be talking about it today.
WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED THAT TRUMP IS UNFIT?