Philip Jones

Theme park enthusiast. Walt Disney World addict. Skyliner maniac. Certifiable @Joe_Rohde stan. #blacklivesmatter

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@apple @applesupport Nothing quite like being accused of being a liar when trying to address a product issue in one of your Apple Stores. Really makes me want to keep coming back for more abuse.

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@DawgsHQz @SpiderManMovie @grok I’d say Dr. Strange lol.

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@AliciaStella @rosetylerswift I mean, I’m still waiting for some Meet the Robinsons representation in the parks, so yeah.

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@LiamFromOrlando @NickChaps96 Sad, but true.

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@ShawnNOrlando 5 hours? Never have I ever waited more than 20-30 minutes for Gideon’s.

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@TJNEWTON24 @Matt_Pinner Oh man, I miss Mindhunters.

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@ScottGustin Should’ve called it Bargatzeburg.

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@WDWoutloud It’s a teaser for the upcoming Bambi land.

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@NickChaps96 I can think of a particular government influencer that’s worse, but that’s about it.

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@KorgPorg @EpcotEnthusiast And a great way to honor Chad, IMHO.

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@ToddBernhard @EpcotEnthusiast This is the way

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@carterridemetro @EpcotEnthusiast I also think an entire villains land is a bad idea, but they forgot to ask me.

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@TheLeisureProf AK has the best morning vibes, hands down.

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@jrtoastyman

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@itzybitzyminnie Size does matter

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@jrtoastyman Right there with you, brother.

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@TomKMorris Now you’re just making me miss OG Journey Into Imagination and Horizons. 😭

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@WFDaveEnsign Seems pretty straightforward to me. The internet has devolved to the point where there’s nothing left but rage. Left v right is irrelevant.

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@bv4Vols @disneytipsguy So true. I can’t stand the lack of organized queues at those Moderate’s bus stops. It’s like Hunger Games trying to board a bus.

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@ShawnNOrlando But I have seen full-blown narcissistic stupidity in a 79 year old man.