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[arden @cdromanticism]

@Deathborr

[random media archive @randommedla]

small baby bird screaming

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Replacing my car’s airbag with a spring-loaded wakizashi to instantly make amends for the dishonor of a collision

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[eyes closed, pinching the bridge of my nose] I don't know, fire the autocannons,, the.. [hand shooing] the railguns

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray

[rune sword @runesword1]

(touching two fingers to my ear) commence operation dig straight down

[rune sword @runesword1]

girl i’m bored let’s dig straight down

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

sending “your turn” after every message

[finopticon @igotmysandwich]

This is the rhythm of the night t

[audrey @phlegmme]

Lets turn this dunce cap into a dance cap! [Everyone falls silent as I lumber oafishly around the room]

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[trying to calm you down] There are people out to get you, yes. That is indisputable. You are absolutely correct about that. Without a doubt there are people, many people, moving against you at this very moment. Yes. [goes back to playing on my computer]

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if you put your ear to my head through the thick walls of my skull you can faintly make out the sound of 30 voices in unison performing a sort of ritualistic tribal chant to the rhythm of various percussion instruments

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?

ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal

[Errai @errai]

Bandit sprinting towards me: prepare to meet my blade!

Me: (haven't talked to a human being in four days) Hello Jello

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

just got smited #Smote

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Everything is a status effect

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Whenever we did pledge of allegiance in school I was thinking about some other shit like dark souls 1 or dark souls 2 or dark souls 3

[ELLA @n06ara]

who's Gojo

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m pacing around my apartment and holding the sides of my head like I’m an alien simulating human distress again

[rune sword @runesword1]

throw that little jit in the moat