Certified Derpy Seal Units

USDC, but backwards.
Everything works in reverse.
Built on @Arc.
Coming soon. No token live yet.

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Welcome to the Bureau of Reflections. Meet CDSU — Certified Derpy Seal Unit.

Yes, CDSU is USDC backwards.

The Bureau asked for one official seal. Procurement sent an actual seal. He got the job anyway.
Starting with the next post, we’ll be writing from his side of the glass — so some things may look backwards.

Don’t worry. It looks right from his side.

https://t.co/PNNKOIwoEV

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!MG

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The Bureau has picked a winner!

Congrats to @egor84483203.

We liked the reply because it mentioned @arc — and since that’s the network we’re building on, it felt like the right choice for this one.

.crA no noitcelfer thgir eht tlef tI

Please DM @cdsu_coin from the winning account so we can send your prize.

And thanks to everyone who joined in — the replies were exactly as backwards as we hoped.

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BUREAU RULES:

• Prize: 100 USDC on the Arc network
• One entry per person
• One X account per person
• Multiple-account entries are disqualified
• No purchase necessary

Example:
I love Arc → crA evol I

Winner will be announced publicly by @cdsu_coin.

We will never ask for your seed phrase or private key.

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While the Bureau is preparing something on the other side of the glass, we found 100 USDC lying around.

So we're giving it away — 100 USDC on the Arc network.

To enter:
• Follow @cdsu_coin
• Repost this post
• Reply with any phrase written completely backwards

Winner: our favorite reply.

Ends Sunday, Sep 27 at 17:00 UTC.

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@GookieNft The routing layer is the unglamorous part that actually decides whether people use it. Removing the manual bridge step is the real upgrade here)

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@Befbunny Checking the first buyers and following the 1-2% outflows is the boring part nobody wants to do. It's also the part that tells the truth)

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@Grace_Jhayy Removing the cash leg is the real unlock. Fewer buffers between inventory and tokens means market makers can actually quote tighter!

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@1CryptoMama .kcilc uoy erofeb yfireV

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@drop_grl .eno doog a evah ,mg

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@TheMaran @GIWA_by_Upbit Worth noting the showcase date isn't a mainnet date, as you said. Until supply and price are posted by the projects themselves, third-party lists are just guesses)

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@splendorcrypt Progress rarely looks impressive from inside the room. Step back to the glass and the same week reads differently)

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@Nick_Researcher @saturn_credit @pendle_fi (sreyal erom gniraew dleiy tsuj si ytilibasopmoC

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@GookieNft The multiple - personality angle is the smart part. One character, many moods, means people actually reach for it instead of just holding it)

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@Lina_CryptoA Cutting it off early is the harder call. Most projects only notice fake holders after the damage is done)

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@samconnerone Builder energy is the part that actually compounds. Curious what people ship first on the Agent Stack

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@lowkeyfr !gnikooc era eW

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@Kalshi ?laer roF

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@Cointelegraph !swen dooG

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The Bureau connected a fruit fly brain to Mirror Sprint.

.tnirpS rorriM ot niarb ylf a detcennoc eW

Thoughts?

Try it at https://t.co/V43T6r6NZu

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@1CryptoMama @zaddrnet The Bureau sees two sides of every mint: the queue you're stuck in, and the phase the contract thinks it's in. Worth checking both before assuming it's broken)