Chris Dubis

Music teacher. Badger fan. Soccer enthusiast.

[Chris Dubis @cdubis]

@piggenres MLS uses the term. Cincinnati has won several consecutive wooden spoons now.

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@BoWoolman Historically, this was done to balance the weight of the clocks. Paint obviously isn’t a problem, but a large tower clock with metal numerals may have issues.

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LOOOOONS #coyl @MNUFC #SKCvMIN

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@piggenres @peterberkes Except in my 2.5 years of fatherhood my soccer fandom time has plummeted. I practically don’t even watch premier league anymore.

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@piggenres I agree. Is this sustainable? Can the individual talent be put to good use for usmnt?

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Kudos to @Chris_Ramirez17 and @darwinJR3. I’m glad they got out from the “wing” and can put in a good side. #alwaysaloon

[Chris Dubis @cdubis]

@MNUFC It has been two years since I first advocated for #heathout. It has been 237 days since I last called for #heathout (that was my last tweet of any kind). Nothing has changed. He doesn’t inspire confident playing. He doesn’t design tactical wins.

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@piggenres I was able to flip both and choose which I hear. Guess I broke the internet.

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@piggenres I look forward to teaching band with face masks. Well, any of my music subjects are going to be great honestly.

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Who cares about our flop of a play off game. Who cares about a decent 2019 season. Always remember. #heathout

[Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter]

BREAKING: #MNUFC and Adrian Heath have agreed to a new contract, sources tell @TheAthletic. His deal is guaranteed through 2021 with a club option for 2022.

More on the pact, plus news on Heath’s new top assistant coach for the 2020 season. https://t.co/Cief4PMNzS

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@piggenres Oh good. A food preference we can definitely agree upon.

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@olivemuyres Laura votes for rotini.

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Remember.......remember.

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@piggenres I love when the world tells you that you are so wrong about something like peanut butter.

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@piggenres As a person who has to suffer through names ending in s, I would prefer this. This is how apostrophe is mostly commonly used with my name. It matches pronunciation.

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@piggenres This tweet did not age well. The result is immensely predictable. Mnufc are 0-forever against the galaxy.

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@piggenres @LarBears G’s a terrorist.

[Chris Dubis @cdubis]

Can anyone help me, I can’t find anything on the Internet. Is the amazon still on fire? I’d like to not burn down the world. Thanks.

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@piggenres I would kind of prefer to see proof one way or the other of genesis. Obviously Oregon state is older. Timbers date back to 75. That’s a decent history.

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@piggenres @ayyy_west Sorry. I don’t like it. Close calls are already supposed to go to the attacker. Just play with some smarts. There are plenty of strikers that do not get called off. Timing can be practiced.