Colleen

Physical therapist by day, #Beyoncé on Halloween always. Turning my pain into LOLs one tweet at a time // #daddygang

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Earlier this morning an 80-something yo male pt confessed to me he voted absentee for George Washington and I haven't stopped laughing since

[TickPick @TickPick]

Taylor Swift Giveaway!

We are sending three (3) lucky winners to see Taylor Swift LIVE in Inglewood, California 💜🫶

What's included:

▫️ Two (2) VIP Floor Tickets
▫️ 5-Star Hotel Accommodations (2 nights)
▫️ Flight accommodations & airport transfer
▫️ $100 gift card for merch or food

Enter here: https://t.co/Fgm9S9IyjD

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

I’ll punch anyone who tries to give a baby a chiropractic adjustment

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Does anyone else’s moms email them chain article titled ‘Successful Relationships’ and writes you a thoughtful note saying “you may need this someday” ?? No? Just mine? Oh good

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

The floor is open for solutions to this problem bc I’m stumped

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Me- *tries my hardest to register to vote in Texas* Texas- *here’s your voter ID card that says you’re a 55 year old woman*

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Not even 10 am and I just had to teach someone how to make a fist w their thumb on the outside in order to do shoulder isometrics #PTproblems

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

$100 says that bengals player ruptured his Achilles tendon. That was a live tear if I’ve ever seen one

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Lesson learned here: not everyone knows what being paralyzed means 🤷🏼‍♀️ not even 60 year old females who’ve lived thru some shit

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Today I had a patient complain of “neck paralysis”. She said it wasn’t pain or tingling but was from her neck and shoulders to half way down her arms.

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Being the competent therapist that I am I asked if she was able to move anything to which she replied “I didn’t try it only lasted a few seconds”.

[James @CaucasianJames]

is there coupons for therapy

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Day 8937 of quarantine: Halfway through season 1 of Veronica Mars and I’m hooked

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

@iamjojo - What U Need [Official Music Video] https://t.co/1JiiUSDYId via @YouTube do👏🏻not👏🏻sleep👏🏻on👏🏻 this

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

@KyleEdwardM It is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Who else is watching supermarket sweep??

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Today it was 105 degrees and my sneakers actually melted in my car.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I want a movie where some asshole guy meets a great gal but she rejects him and is like u need therapy and then he goes to therapy and he learns and works on himself and only then is he good enough for me. her I mean her

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

I love John B

[Colleen @cdubs1191]

Just chatted w a Verizon rep for the last 2 hrs via instant messenger and ended up deciding not to get a new phone tonight. That’s how lonely I am. #blessTanishasheart #Quarantine