Chris Dudek

Chopped Not Slopped

[Chris Dudek @cdude2398]

I’d rather watch an ISIS beheading video than any video of myself

[Chris Dudek @cdude2398]

Time for sad beers

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Whoever names these hurricanes are giant pussies. “Uh oh look out here comes Ian”

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@corymigs Yeah that’s why I invited him to the Brickhouse

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50 year old man in front of me at Mohegan Sun: “If you can change genders then I can change my age and date your 11 year old daughter” what a fella

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Bitches really go through severe trauma and think “This butterfly tattoo is really gonna turn it around”

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@Tkitch_212 Phase 2 ignore anyone that tries to stop me

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Phase 1 of breaking the matrix telling all Chick-fil-A employees “My pleasure”

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@corymigs No problemo

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PSA keep your dirty ass fungus infested feet off your dashboard. Keep the dogs in the cage

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@corymigs Must’ve been for a promotion

[migs @corymigs]

Mac Miller would’ve been rolling in the mud off two pints. Built different. Fuck them shoes. Cinderella ass.

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@LivBellanco That’s the nuke

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You’re in for it now Putin

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@albert_zuba

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@CoryCorymigs It was a trust fund for us poor folk

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Yeah you’re white trash, but were you get Hess trucks for Christmas that you were told to never open white trash?

[Walmart @Walmart]

Pushing 🅿️? More like Pushing 🛒

[Chris Dudek @cdude2398]

Channel 5 is the best content on the internet and it’s not even close. Return to Talladega https://t.co/ZmdMSyL44B via @YouTube