Dear Kevin,
I took some time to rewrite this for you. Enjoy.
You may cover up a tragic death. You may cover up the largest scam in history. Even your sidechick Sam may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve getting cancelled and become a meme.
All eyes will begin turning to #Cardano, the leader in staking. Now, we watch as Cardano showcases the power of a truly democratic blockchain; secure, decentralized, and fair.
$ADA
👋Hey #Cardano $ADA users!
We're ready for the @Cardano Vasil upgrade tomorrow 😤
No downtime is expected or further actions required, sit back, relax and enjoy the upgrade🧘♀️
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Onwards!
Things I’ve done with my bull run profits:
1. Retired my dad and gave him a new truck
2. Paid off debt for family members
3. Bought new bleachers for ballpark
4. Give away a car every month to a single parent
5. Supported numerous charities
Pay it forward or it goes away