Christopher Dunn

Writers only tweet because the publishing machine demands they have a "platform."

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Many churches do indeed smell like a musty Balzac.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Do you think they'll want a picture, too? I'm happy to draw them one.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

I refuse to email. I prefer penmanship. Ink on your fingers is a sign of human effort.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Fair. I might even draw a demented picture in the margins.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Apologies for that, but I can't change what I hate…and I hate email.

[Bella Baird @professorbellab]

If the freshmen know this is their teacher, they're bound to fill up my Monday morning class, don't you think?

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab You look nothing like this in class. I demand a refund.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Not yet. Stay safe out there.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

Twitter is for people who are terrified by the idea of solitude. It's cheap haiku for the overly caffeinated.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Followings don't emerge overnight, so I'd better get used to this petri dish of mental syphilis.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab I'm only here because all writers have to use Twitter if they want to be taken seriously. The publishing moguls demand a platform.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Tough but fair.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab Absolutely not.

[Christopher Dunn @CDunn1866]

@professorbellab But what if a student showed up on your doorstep, demanding to discuss it?